This is my new favorite kitten tee, after the one I already have with Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys saying, "A dope trailer is no place for a kitty!" Freddy Kruger is covered in kitties, and tells us that we are ALL HIS KITTENS NOW.
Any doubts that Jackie Earle Haley would not make for an utterly terrifying Freddy should be easily put to rest with this new trailer. Even his Freddy-esque quips ("Why are you screaming? I haven't even cut you yet") deliver chills.
We compared the new Nightmare On Elm Street with the original, to see whether Jackie Earle Haley is worthy of the infamous Freddy Krueger glove. We measure on-set details, trailers and posters to see how they measure up. Spoilers ahead...