The Free Flexor Weight Looks So Much Like Masturbating, It Can't Be RealSam Biddle9/29/11 4:00pm137EditPromoteGo to permalink OK. Seriously. The Shake Weight was one thing. But I can understand how that was just an innocent female-oriented workout aid that was appropriated by immature internet cads. But this thing? There's no way it's not overtly about jerking off.