@OMG! Ponies!: Decided one evening to try out this Domino's internet thing, since it was pretty cold and I wasn't feeling too well to trek out to the awesome little pizza place down the street. Domino's has this internet pizza tracker thing that lets you see the progress...
@Kaiser-Machead: I was desperate for pizza and ordered internet pizza from Domino's once. The Domino's is 3 blocks away. It took 90 minutes to get the pizza.
And then the guy complained that I didn't give him a tip.
@ceilingFANBOY: are we talking facebook or cults now? my cult is finally gaining some speed once i took the "no breathing" restriction from my members. i'll miss my grandma.
@Gann: I wouldn't press my luck. The other day I bought a vacuum cleaner at Target that came with a $20 Target gift card. I told the cashier I didn't shop at Target a lot and was wondering if I could use the gift card at Walmart. Needless to say I almost got killed, and I don't want to risk that again by asking Papa John's if I could use their promo to get a free pizza from Pizza Hut.
@Rabid Penguin: how can you not like papa johns? are you a communist? papa johns has been scientifically proven to be the best delivery pizza chain in the world of the universe. they make their delightful garlic butter from baby angels. it's the very nectar and ambrosia of the gods.
@Anonymoose: I don't believe in science, and if I was a communist than I would be asking for the government to take over the pizza business, and as much as I dislike Papa John's I can't risk the government turning every franchise into a Little Caesar's.
And as far as their garlic sauce goes... your comment:
"they make their delightful garlic butter from baby angels." Has me at a loss for words... I'm disgusted and confused, and eerily curious by the concept.
@Rabid Penguin: see, most of these big companies get their grease from fat women in yoga classes. but the grease that can be squeezed from a chubby little cherub is simply divine. incidentally, they make good sausage as well, so nothing goes to waste.
@Anonymoose: That's why I only eat from local chains and Mom and Pop types of places. Typically they taste better than larger franchises... probably because they're not using fat women, yoga grease or baby fat, they simply can't afford such high quality ingredients, so there's usually drugs involved.
@Rabid Penguin: once you've tasted food laced with the thigh sweat of a heifer who struggles to breathe in her jazzercise class, there's just no turning back.
@Anonymoose: I suppose there wouldn't be any turning back... your life would be changed forever.
Oh, also, let me know how selling those Facebook accounts work out for you. I'm thinking of selling Myspace accounts to pedophiles, but I don't want to commit any time to that if there's no market for selling social networking accounts.
@Anonymoose: I do seriously despise Papa John's though. If I had to eat at a national chain in my area I would choose Anthony's... though I'm not sure if that's national or not, I've only ever seen it in airports and in the BX.
@Mr.SithNinja: yeah, i never bothered to open an account and pretty much make fun of my friends who have lost real social lives in a trade for a virtual one.
but with that being said, i have opened 14 new accounts today.
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Or are you and Jim Goldman having a cuddle party?
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Blech!
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2 hours later the pizza arrived cold.
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And then the guy complained that I didn't give him a tip.
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I already saw that post on Adult Friend Finder. Papa Jones gets around!
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But I did go to college so free, totally edible food is on my YES list.
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And as far as their garlic sauce goes... your comment:
"they make their delightful garlic butter from baby angels." Has me at a loss for words... I'm disgusted and confused, and eerily curious by the concept.
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Oh, also, let me know how selling those Facebook accounts work out for you. I'm thinking of selling Myspace accounts to pedophiles, but I don't want to commit any time to that if there's no market for selling social networking accounts.
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and i'm telling you, my stupid remarks about papa johns aside, that pizza is awesome. have you ever bedded a lady on one of their extra-large pies?
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but with that being said, i have opened 14 new accounts today.
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Second Prize: Two Domino's pizzas.
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