How I Got Paid $600 to Party in a Swank Airport Lounge

Air travel is miserable. You're herded, shouted at, hemmed in, and—if lucky—placated with sugared water and the cheapest feed available in mass quantities. Even the corn syrup that once "honey-roasted" your peanuts is too exotic for your airborne enjoyment these days. » 4/20/12 2:44pm 4/20/12 2:44pm

How To Use Your Electronics During Takeoff Without Getting Busted

I'm no engineer, but I know this: If personal electronics could bring down a plane, Al Quaeda would just assign a pack of assholes to send simultaneous text messages from the next flight out of Jerusalem. » 4/12/12 12:00pm 4/12/12 12:00pm