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    How Frozen Pizzas Are Made (Singularity and One Badass Sauce Gun)
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    11/20/08

    In reply to How Frozen Pizzas Are Made (Singularity and One Badass Sauce Gun)
    American Pizza's are all crap. Go to Napoli and eat the real pizza.
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    11/20/08

    @sos10: Say that in Bensonhurst.
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    11/20/08

    In reply to How Frozen Pizzas Are Made (Singularity and One Badass Sauce Gun)
    I feel better knowing that after passing through all that machinery, one of the last steps is to screen the pizza with a metal detector.
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    11/20/08

    @WB: Yeah, I was wondering how many people actually watched the entire video to get that comforting little nugget at the end.
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    11/20/08

    In reply to How Frozen Pizzas Are Made (Singularity and One Badass Sauce Gun)
    Read the ingredients.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/20/08

    In reply to How Frozen Pizzas Are Made (Singularity and One Badass Sauce Gun)
    Frozen pizza does have its place. When you want a quick snack but want something at least pizza-like, and you're sort of drunk so your normal standard levels have decreased somewhat, a frozen pizza will do the trick in a pinch. But really, it's not real pizza. Unless some stocky filthy guy twirled it around on his sausage fingers and reached his grubby hands into the giant metal tray full of cheese to lay on the thick coat of grated Polly-O, there is no rival.
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    11/20/08

    In reply to How Frozen Pizzas Are Made (Singularity and One Badass Sauce Gun)
    Having gone through various frozen pizza stages in my life, I am now in my 'California Pizza Kitchen Margarita Pizza' stage. Topped with a little pepperoni or sausage before cooking, of course.
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    11/20/08

    In reply to How Frozen Pizzas Are Made (Singularity and One Badass Sauce Gun)
    I'd rather eat pizza flavored Combos then a frozen pizza...
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    11/20/08

    In reply to How Frozen Pizzas Are Made (Singularity and One Badass Sauce Gun)
    Mark! WTF is a "Singuality"??
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    11/20/08

    @nutbastard: Oh, come on, nutbastard, you're just being perflifferous!
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    11/20/08

    @nutbastard: Dude. It's a perfectly cromulent word.
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    11/20/08

    @strider_mt2k: I have the feeling that the word "cromulent" came from an episode of Futurama...please remind me where that is from, if you would be so kind.
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    11/20/08

    @KarinLovesYou:


    it was the simpsons. you need to embiggen your knowledge of cultural references : )

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    11/20/08

    In reply to How Frozen Pizzas Are Made (Singularity and One Badass Sauce Gun)
    Those things barely qualify as pizza....
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    11/20/08

    In reply to How Frozen Pizzas Are Made (Singularity and One Badass Sauce Gun)
    Verdoonerously, for sure! With great aftanacity and spoonoculism. And porgerism to boot!


    Umm...what?


    What's that you say?


    Oh. Sorry. I just assumed we were all supposed to make up total nonsense words in this post. My mistake.


    How Frozen Pizzas Are Made (Singuality and One Badass Sauce Gun)
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    11/20/08

    @bosskev: OK now you're just being fofnerciating.
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    11/20/08

    @Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine: How rude! I never fofnerciate. At least, not in public.
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    11/20/08

    @bosskev: I see that Mark has adjusted the title of this post. It now says:

    How Frozen Pizzas Are Made (Singularity and One Badass Sauce Gun)

    Wow! I had not realized that pizza-making involved a point in space-time in which gravitational forces cause matter to have an infinite density and zero volume. Who knew?


    Although, come to think of it, "infinite density and zero volume" does tend to describe the typical frozen pizza crust.

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    11/20/08

    In reply to How Frozen Pizzas Are Made (Singularity and One Badass Sauce Gun)
    I eat this crappy pizza twice

    Just because she is so nice, Angelina

    Angelina

    Robot at the pizzeria
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