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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    06/15/09

    In reply to The Bar Desk Makes Facebook Stalking Feel Like a Night on the Town
    Rename it the Genius Bar Desk. And package a black tee-shirt and a couple temporary tattoos.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/15/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: don't forget the glasses.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    06/15/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Needs an iMac on it too.
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    Image of mangonights mangonights
    06/15/09

    In reply to The Bar Desk Makes Facebook Stalking Feel Like a Night on the Town
    Yeah, OKAY, welcome to 1995. TOWER PCs?


    Just buy a Mac mini or other mini-PC and hide it behind a kleenex box. Done.

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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    06/15/09

    @mangonights: Please... Towers are great. Racks to hold drives, two fans, a dedicated fan for the graphics card, a dust filter, delightful soft silicone mounts to eliminate spin noise.


    Tell me where in some shitty mac mini you can find all of this goodness?

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    Image of 32ndnote 32ndnote
    06/15/09

    In reply to The Bar Desk Makes Facebook Stalking Feel Like a Night on the Town
    I can't tell if that machine is powerful or outdated.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/15/09

    @32ndnote: It's an older Dimension desktop, but the specs vary greatly in the same case design.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    06/15/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Dell Dimensions are, by definition, outdated.
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    Image of frailamerica frailamerica
    06/15/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Since neither the words "Dell" or "Dimension" mean outdated, you're an idiot.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    06/15/09

    @Jerry: Uh oh. Someone's challenging the almighty Ponies!


    He was mentioned on the Tee vees, you know.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/15/09

    @Jerry: Au contraire


    Dell: (adj.) Archaic by design. Obsolete. See desktop hooptie.

    Dell Dimension: Doubly archaic by design. Obsolete. See pothole filler

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    06/15/09

    @Jerry: You're right. Dell Dimensions serve a wonderful purpose.


    I mean, how many hectares of low-pile industrial-grade office carpeting have been amply held down by the weight of a Dell Dimension tower? So, as far as preventing the furnishing from floating off into space is concerned, a Dell Dimension is a wonderful solution. Also, there are few computers as qualified as a Dell Dimension in the attraction and herding of office dust bunnies.


    Face it, Dell Dimension are the Ensure of the computing world. They get the job done but not in a particularly pleasing manner. That said, I am surprised and pleased that even the functional (in the same way that a run-of-the-mill plastic stapler is functional) Dell Dimension has someone of your caliber to defend its honor.


    To the Dell Dimension Fanboy! Hip hip...

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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    06/15/09

    @Jerry: Why is it that so many people manage to be an idiot, or fail at calling fail in their postings on this site. Could you please offer a little enlightenment?


    Now to address your comment. Dell no longer makes Dimension labeled machines. Therefore a Dell Dimension = Old + Busted.

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    06/12/09

    In reply to Dismembered Doll Limbs Hold Your Keys
    Ha, I've already got stuff just like this all over my apartment. Hadn't thought of using dolls, though...
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/12/09

    In reply to Dismembered Doll Limbs Hold Your Keys
    Sid approved.
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    Image of ZaxxonQ.com ZaxxonQ.com
    06/12/09

    In reply to Dismembered Doll Limbs Hold Your Keys
    Jeeze. Abstract artist need to stop trying to make something practical. A world of no. I'll pass, thanks.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    06/12/09

    @ZaxxonQ.com: How is this abstract? In fact, it's pretty clear what this is supposed to look like - dismembered baby parts.
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    Image of Ibelieveinsandwitches Ibelieveinsandwitches
    06/12/09

    In reply to Dismembered Doll Limbs Hold Your Keys
    This reminds me of why I hate dolls in the first place... the fact that they resemble children that can have their limbs ripped from their bodies.


    The reality of that is way to close for comfort.

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    06/12/09

    @Ibelieveinsandwitches: Yes, but the advantage here is that a head or arm ripped off a doll won't then require refrigeration.
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    Image of Palmer74 Palmer74
    04/27/09

    In reply to Motherboard Mirror Only Shows Nerds in its Reflection
    Is that Zero Cool all grown up?
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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/27/09

    @Palmer74: mess with the best. die like the rest.
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/27/09

    In reply to Motherboard Mirror Only Shows Nerds in its Reflection
    Mirror, mirror on the wall. Whose the craziest cokehead of them all?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/27/09

    @.357: Grandmaster Flash salutes you.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy
    04/27/09

    In reply to Motherboard Mirror Only Shows Nerds in its Reflection
    What's even funnier is that with some tape, an exactoknofe, and some cheap "etching fluid"(great for pranks), you can do something like this very easily.


    I must say I first read the headline, I thought it was a mirror for inside a computer case.

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    Image of radarskiy radarskiy
    04/27/09

    @It'sSwineLupus_GitEmSteveDave: And funnier than that is that back in the day that's how you actually made motherboards.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy
    04/27/09

    @radarskiy: No, glass etching fluid. It's great to stick on your old bosses rear window in a stencil that says "Bad Cop-No Doughnut" or "Back Off Pig-I Pay Your Salary".
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    04/27/09

    In reply to Motherboard Mirror Only Shows Nerds in its Reflection
    I wanted a tattoo along these lines, w/an apple logo incorporated somehow.
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    Image of Xeno Xeno
    04/27/09

    @It'sSwineLupus_GitEmSteveDave: *shudder*
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy
    04/27/09

    @Xeno wishes there was a preview button: I was younger, tattoos were cool, and my G3 was almost considered a super computer by the US government!. I was a freshperson!

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/27/09

    In reply to Motherboard Mirror Only Shows Nerds in its Reflection
    It's so awesome in fact, that not even Gizmodo can contain its awesomeness.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    04/27/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Agreed. Its just TOO COOL.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/27/09

    In reply to Motherboard Mirror Only Shows Nerds in its Reflection
    i don't know if that qualifies as a MOBO.


    and my god that would get on my nervess trying to shave in that thing.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/27/09

    @Reply Works Again _Nick: You've never dreamt of shaving in a Tron bathroom?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy
    04/27/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Does the "disc" shave as well?
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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/27/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: unfortunately the only bathroom activity i dream about is going number uno. and that usually ends poorly.
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    Image of N@tedog N@tedog
    04/09/09

    In reply to Jet Armchair Questions the Validity of La-Z-Boy Design
    Thag guy's shoes are friggin HUGE!
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    Image of N@tedog N@tedog
    04/09/09

    @N@tedog: *That
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    Image of Orangedwarf Orangedwarf
    04/09/09

    In reply to Jet Armchair Questions the Validity of La-Z-Boy Design
    Take a pair of video glasses and y're out of space!

    [www.orangedwarf.com] and enjoy the ride!
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    Image of N@tedog N@tedog
    04/09/09

    @Orangedwarf: hahaha "Take a pair of video glasses and y're out of space!"


    I feel this could be the next "all your base are belong to us".


    The exclamation point is what does it for me.

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