That would really suck if you were going at it hot n heavy with Roberta when she blew a gasket..
Watching the Maytag repairman dismantling your electronic ladylove would kill that mood real fast. And picture him, droning on, nonchalantly, like he's working on some run-of-the-mill major appliance.
"Yeah, these Roberta5000 series tend to overheat on ya, right in the middle of the action. Don't worry pal, she'll be back on her feet, er back in no time.."
So now Jude Law from A.I. is going to pop up? Is this Steven Speilberg's revenge for a movie I actually liked? Ok as long as there are other options I'm game. But what if they forget their wash cycle? Like when the strippers forget to wipe down their pole? Ok I need to errrrr....damn brain shut off shut off! Nope didn't happen.
@LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: See, strippers not wiping down the pole is only a problem at first. Then, they're all diseased so you don't need to worry about them catching anything. Think of all the money you'll save in Purell and Lysol disinfectant.
It's kind of like Pokemon, except with venereal disease. Gotta catch 'em all.
I think anyone that has seen iRobot is hoping the future has a badass Will Smith-type hero to save us when the future AI robot overlords decide to kill us for our own good.
We just need to invent a way for the robots to harness the power generated from humans. Then we farm humans for their power and put their minds in a computer generated universe set in 1999 when everything is real peachy in order to keep them under control.
Well, they can use solar, but I think by that point they will have seen our entertainment projections, and realized that we will have no qualms about nuking the planet to block the sun.
My theory is that they will build orbital solar collectors with microwave transmitters. When there is enough, they will break them from their orbit and microwave us where we stand/sit/fap.
But it's a broken point. So music, movies and books are "okay" to sample before buying in their eyes ... so what's to be said about food, houses, vehicles, and vacation packages?
It's people like you that are fucking it up for the rest of us. Congratulations.
As far as test driving a car goes, do I get to keep said car for as long as I want to before I buy?
No.
As far as visiting houses goes, do I get to move all my shit in and test out the showers, hot water heater, water softener, sinks, toilets, oven, stove, washer, dryer for as long as I want to before I pay?
we need to go out and buy the DVD and Blu-ray if we want to bring Futurama back
Thats the reasons I get more pissed then normal when there is a comment made about just "getting the torrent" for the Futurama movies. They obviously care enough about the show to bother downloading the torrent and watch it in the first place so go buy the damn DVD so that you might actually get more.
08/18/09
Watching the Maytag repairman dismantling your electronic ladylove would kill that mood real fast. And picture him, droning on, nonchalantly, like he's working on some run-of-the-mill major appliance.
"Yeah, these Roberta5000 series tend to overheat on ya, right in the middle of the action. Don't worry pal, she'll be back on her feet, er back in no time.."
08/18/09
08/18/09
08/18/09
08/18/09
08/18/09
08/18/09
It's kind of like Pokemon, except with venereal disease. Gotta catch 'em all.
08/18/09
Anyways, Gigolo Joe was the best. Who else can stay classy while talking about making the Blue Fairy scream out during sex?
08/18/09
08/18/09
04/22/09
04/22/09
04/22/09
"Um, VIKI, can you narrate this video for me?"
04/22/09
04/22/09
04/22/09
My theory is that they will build orbital solar collectors with microwave transmitters. When there is enough, they will break them from their orbit and microwave us where we stand/sit/fap.
03/05/09
03/05/09
Lol, and that is a point the TPB were trying to make.
03/05/09
But it's a broken point. So music, movies and books are "okay" to sample before buying in their eyes ... so what's to be said about food, houses, vehicles, and vacation packages?
03/05/09
03/05/09
It's people like you that are fucking it up for the rest of us. Congratulations.
As far as test driving a car goes, do I get to keep said car for as long as I want to before I buy?
No.
As far as visiting houses goes, do I get to move all my shit in and test out the showers, hot water heater, water softener, sinks, toilets, oven, stove, washer, dryer for as long as I want to before I pay?
No.
Try harder next time.
03/05/09
03/05/09
03/05/09
Thats the reasons I get more pissed then normal when there is a comment made about just "getting the torrent" for the Futurama movies. They obviously care enough about the show to bother downloading the torrent and watch it in the first place so go buy the damn DVD so that you might actually get more.
03/05/09
03/05/09