Black Helicopters Following Bush Jam Cell Phones, Hover in Silent Mode

When our esteemed leader visits the terrorist nation of Australia in September to attend the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation summit, a helicopter that jams cellphone signals within the span of a football field will tail his motorcade. The measure is intended to counter cellphone-detonated bomb attacks, but I mean,… » 5/17/07 11:42am 5/17/07 11:42am