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    Image of Bos'un's Mate Bos'un's Mate
    08/19/09

    In reply to Razer Naga MMO Gaming Mouse's Dad Apparently Had Sex With a Phone
    Why the Siamese triplet Smurf sperm?
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    Image of KhaiJB KhaiJB
    08/19/09

    In reply to Razer Naga MMO Gaming Mouse's Dad Apparently Had Sex With a Phone
    I can see a use for this past games.. app's like Photoshop, Max, etc where you have a lot of shortcuts.. map 'em to the keys on this...
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    08/19/09

    In reply to Razer Naga MMO Gaming Mouse's Dad Apparently Had Sex With a Phone
    wheres all my nagas at?
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    08/19/09

    @nutbastard: Wow... you really brought out the big comedy guns with that comment.

    *rolls eyes*
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    Image of TheGerk TheGerk
    08/19/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Who pissed in your cornflakes?
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    nutbastard promoted this comment TheGerk was starred TheGerk was unstarred
    Image of Andre Ondre Andre Ondre
    08/19/09

    @nutbastard: Genious lol
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    nutbastard promoted this comment Andre Ondre was starred Andre Ondre was unstarred
    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    08/19/09

    @Pope John Peeps II:

    well i WAS going to ridicule someone else's joke, but then decided that telling my own would be a better use of time.
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    08/19/09

    @nutbastard: You can't do both in one comment? Amateur.
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    Image of Andre Ondre Andre Ondre
    08/19/09

    @nutbastard: Genius, much better than the standard OMG! Ponies! jokes lol
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    nutbastard promoted this comment Edited by Andre Ondre at 08/19/09 1:36 PM Andre Ondre was starred Andre Ondre was unstarred
    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    08/19/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: This coming from a marshmallow bird with a hat???
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    08/19/09

    @Andre Ondre:

    hey now, this isn't a big dick contest. and thankfully so, as a single pony, nevermind ponies, can pretty much molly-whop any chance of my winning said dick contest.
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    Image of FrankenPC FrankenPC
    08/19/09

    @nutbastard: Awesome!
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    Image of Ghede Ghede
    08/19/09

    @nutbastard: Hsssssollla!
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    08/19/09

    @nutbastard: I thought we had all agreed there was to be no more molly-whoping around these parts. Things have a habit of getting out of hand.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/19/09

    @zenpoet: When I pull out my trouser snake, it does indeed have a habit of getting out of hand. And the Urbane Dictionary really didn't enlighten me on "mollywhopping".

    Please tell me it involves cocks.
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    08/19/09

    @OMG! Ponies!:

    it's the act of violently striking someone with ones penis.
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
    08/19/09

    @nutbastard: that's awesome.
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    Edited by DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. at 08/19/09 4:01 PM DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. was starred DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. was unstarred
    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/19/09

    @nutbastard: I knew I could count on you, Nut. There's a reason you're in the HoF.
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    08/19/09

    @OMG! Ponies!:

    ... i dont think i actually made it into the HoF... checking... nope, never was. got a COTD once, but no HoF.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/19/09

    @nutbastard: Grr. That's an injustice. As I recall, the 2007 COTY was down to you and me. Anyone nominated for a COTY deserves to be in the HoF.

    Half of the words for penis - I learned from you.
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    Image of tomsomething tomsomething
    08/19/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: What was this post about again?
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    nutbastard promoted this comment tomsomething was starred tomsomething was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    08/19/09

    @nutbastard: well i WAS going to ridicule someone else's joke, but then decided that telling my own would be a better use of time.

    So.... do you mean to tell me that there was actually a joke in there somewhere?
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    08/20/09

    @Pope John Peeps II:

    oh what, the neck beard part's been cut out? do you have a 12 year old daughter who reminded you that such remarks are petty, and, being her intellectual inferior, heeded her advice with great haste?
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    08/20/09

    @Pope John Peeps II:

    also, i know that comedy isn't a democratic process, but i count 3 lols, one awesome, and one misspelled instance of the word 'genius' being employed in reference to yours truly. so maybe you just don't get it; i shall explain.

    in african american culture, ones friends are often endearingly referred to using a colloquial term that bears a sonic resemblance the the word 'naga', though the two words differ largely in their etymology. by cleverly juxtaposing said term with said similar term, one creates an instance of what is known as 'absurdist comedy', that is, comedy that derives its humorous value from simple deviations from common speech, such as turns of phrase or double entendre.
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    08/20/09

    @Pope John Peeps II:

    UNEDIT (thanks, tawker!)

    "I mean, whatever you say is always kind of funny because your avatar tickles me in the "oh look, a neckbeard" kind of nostalgic way, but... come on..."

    razor sharp wit there, razor sharp. sad thing is it took all night and a bit of this morning to come up with it, only to be reprimanded by your petulant daughter. shame.
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    08/20/09

    @tomsomething:

    penises.
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    Image of Scotland Scotland
    08/19/09

    In reply to Razer Naga MMO Gaming Mouse's Dad Apparently Had Sex With a Phone
    I was looking forward to reading a different story - "Dad Apparently Had Sex With a Phone"
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/19/09

    @Scotland: I wish my phone had a "12" button. I know a bunch of people who live in the "212" area code and without a "12" button, I can't get past "2".
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    08/19/09

    @Scotland: Hmm, try the tag "femtocell"
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    Image of Memnon Memnon
    08/19/09

    In reply to Razer Naga MMO Gaming Mouse's Dad Apparently Had Sex With a Phone
    "There's 17 buttons.." Dude, please use proper grammar. It should be written "There're 17 buttons..."
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    Image of Invisible-Echidna Invisible-Echidna
    08/19/09

    @Memnon: When did Ross get here? Really, it's a blog. It doesn't matter.
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