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    14-yo Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime

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    Image of Benguin Benguin
    07/21/09

    In reply to 14-yo Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime
    Hold on, let me check the URL on this.


    Wait a minute, it's NOT from the Onion? Oh lord...

    And might I add...

    "Before that, he was a very smart boy."

    No he wasn't.
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    Image of AppleAppleApple AppleAppleApple
    07/21/09

    In reply to 14-yo Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime
    I think his IQ has always been low and the sharp drop was from a 3 to a 1
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    Image of Azraeus Azraeus
    07/21/09

    @AppleAppleApple:Yeah, it seems to me if the kid had a decent IQ at the beginning, he would know the difference between fantasy and reality and not huff gas. That said, the parents really should be locked up for neglect and general stupidity.
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    Image of Malfunktion v2 Malfunktion v2
    07/21/09

    In reply to Gasoline-Huffing Man Bursts Into Flame After Being Tased
    This is probably the single greatest thing I have read all month. Thank you Dan and thank you Gizmodo.
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    Image of fuzzymuffins fuzzymuffins
    07/21/09

    In reply to 14-yo Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime
    at least he didn't watch mary poppins and jump off his garage roof thinking he'd float .... like i did!
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    Image of b4rk13 b4rk13
    07/21/09

    In reply to 14-yo Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime
    If he'd forked out a bit more and filled up on Unleaded he wouldn't have this problem. Serves him right!
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    Image of batman3ds batman3ds
    07/21/09

    In reply to 14-yo Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime

    but... I thought transformers ate Energon? Those glowy cube things.
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    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    07/21/09

    In reply to 14-yo Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime
    What about that kid that covered himself in gasoline and lit himself on fire to be like the human torch? Oh wait, that was in a comic book.
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    Image of Ehrich Blackhound Ehrich Blackhound
    07/21/09

    In reply to 14-yo Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime
    "Since my son started to drink gas, his IQ has dropped sharply and now he can't figure out simple addition and subtraction.", said police Chief Wiggum.

    "It tastes like...burning." - Ralph Wiggum
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    07/21/09

    In reply to 14-yo Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime
    Papa, what do the Transformers run on?

    Well son, they're cars, so obviously they run on gasoline

    But papa, when they transform, where do the gas tanks go?

    What is this, 20 questions? Go to bed
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    Image of qbrad qbrad
    07/21/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Welcome home, man.
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    07/21/09

    In reply to 14-yo Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime
    This 90 octane has a fine bouquet, with just a hint of lead and benzene. Goes well with fish. Stick to Diesel for a hearty burger.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/21/09

    @Bigbadbikernerd: For a hearty lunch, fry up some chicken fingers in 5W30 Castrol SynthTec and serve with an array of dipping sauces made from brake fluid, antifreeze, and transmission fluid.
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    Image of despisethesun despisethesun
    07/21/09

    @Bigbadbikernerd: There was an episode of Trailer Park Boys where they were siphoning gas from cars to start up their own gas station, and so they needed to know what kind of fuel they were stealing. Ricky explained it thusly: Unleaded tastes a little tangy, supreme is kind of sour and diesel tastes pretty good.
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    Image of G-Ram G-Ram
    07/21/09

    @Bigbadbikernerd: Bravo, good sir.
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    Image of Ktk Ktk
    07/21/09

    @OMG! Ponies!:
    You're being silly. WD-40 all the way.
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    Image of Tech-Hedz Tech-Hedz
    07/21/09

    In reply to 14-yo Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime
    Well I don't remember them using gasoline much in the old cartoon from the 80s. Transformers the movie did not even come out till 2007 which wasn't exactly 5 years ago. Where he got the idea Transformers used gasoline is a mystery. The parents are probably just looking for something to blame and their shitty parenting couldn't possibly be it.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    07/21/09

    @Surf-Hedz: It's China, they got the bootleg earlier than we did.
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    Image of Gann Gann
    07/21/09

    @Surf-Hedz: "Apparently, the parents have been drinking kerosene for the longest time too."

    I'd say odds are good he got the idea from his parents.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    07/21/09

    @Gann:
    sadly I don't have the time to re-film a quick version while drinking gasoline.
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    Image of Deep-Blue Deep-Blue
    07/21/09

    In reply to 14-yo Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime
    I am not at all proud to admit this, but this story reminded me of something similar I did when growing up.

    I would pretend to be Popeye (the sailor man) in my backyard (this consisted essentially of chasing my dog around... I guess I had a pretty good imagination). Anyway, Popeye got his strength from spinach, and like Popeye, I needed strength as well. In lieu of spinach (because it was gross), I would grab a handful of grass, shove it in my mouth, chew it up, and spit it out. This gave me the power to chase my dog even longer.

    As far as I know, this didn't kill (many) braincells, but who knows?
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    Image of Mandatory_Field Mandatory_Field
    07/22/09

    @Deep-Blue: As long as it wasn't grass your dog had peed on.. Or maybe that's where the energy came from...
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    Image of DanoruX DanoruX
    07/21/09

    In reply to 14-yo Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime

    *facepalm*
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    07/21/09

    In reply to Gasoline-Huffing Man Bursts Into Flame After Being Tased
    Australia eh?

    I guess they threw another shrimp on the barbie..
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    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    07/21/09

    In reply to 14-yo Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime
    Thinning the herd.... Wait. He's not dead?
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    Image of tehdorkz tehdorkz
    07/21/09

    @Homerjay still mourning Billy Mays for some...: That was my exact reaction. What happened to killing off the stupid? Now they're surviving?
    WHAT THE HELL MAN?!
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