Here's something we never knew we wanted: lovingly crafted leather and resin masks in the shapes of dragons' heads with matching gauntlets. They're the perfect accessory for the humans in your dragon army.
It might look like a bad-ass start to your own Iron Man suit, but on closer inspection this $3,300 CO2-powered Exo-Gauntlet on Etsy won't quite give you Tony Stark-like superpowers.
So you're walking home late from work, and you take a shortcut through an alley. Three large men approach. But you're not afraid.