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    My Favorite Top 10 List Today: The Dumbest Evil Geniuses Of All Time

    9 Year Old Girl Becomes the Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional

    Apple Store Geniuses Might Actually Be Dunces

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    Image of Yannick Wolfe-Mercier Yannick Wolfe-Mercier
    11/06/09

    In reply to My Favorite Top 10 List Today: The Dumbest Evil Geniuses Of All Time
    NHP forever! #toptendumbestevilgeniuses
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    Image of Fulgrymm Fulgrymm
    11/07/09

    @Yannick Wolfe-Mercier: Neil Hattrick Paris? #toptendumbestevilgeniuses
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    Image of Yannick Wolfe-Mercier Yannick Wolfe-Mercier
    11/07/09

    @Fulgrymm: yup! he's the one on the pic! #toptendumbestevilgeniuses
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    Image of otko otko
    11/06/09

    In reply to My Favorite Top 10 List Today: The Dumbest Evil Geniuses Of All Time

    numero uno #toptendumbestevilgeniuses
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    Image of psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!
    11/06/09


    @otko: No dude! Thats numero dos. We all know the real dumbass was Bush. Now I gotta go hide from Barbara...

    Note:
    To anyone who gets offended by my post, cram it loser. #toptendumbestevilgeniuses
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    Image of Spacehog85 Spacehog85
    11/06/09

    @psychonaut2021: Secrets of the Pineal Gland: I agree with you in principal, yet I am offended still due to the fact that the horse is dead, and the beating can end. #toptendumbestevilgeniuses
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    Image of otko otko
    11/06/09

    @Spacehog85: We, as Americans, can beat metaphorical dead horses until they turn to glue. #toptendumbestevilgeniuses
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    Nathan Obbards promoted this comment otko was starred otko was unstarred
    Image of otko otko
    11/06/09

    @psychonaut2021: Secrets of the Pineal Gland:

    Keep in mind, while Bush was the monkey on the marionette strings, Cheny was the "Dumb Evil Genius" behind the scenes
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    Edited by otko at 11/06/09 10:23 PM otko was starred otko was unstarred
    Image of tande04 tande04
    11/06/09

    In reply to My Favorite Top 10 List Today: The Dumbest Evil Geniuses Of All Time
    Eh, as the commentors at io9 were quick to point out its pretty silly to have a "top ten worst villians list" and then fill it with spoofs. #toptendumbestevilgeniuses
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    Image of Complexified Complexified
    11/06/09

    In reply to My Favorite Top 10 List Today: The Dumbest Evil Geniuses Of All Time

    Hey, where's Mini Me on this list? #toptendumbestevilgeniuses
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    Image of CheeseGamer CheeseGamer
    11/06/09

    @Complexified:
    *mind is blown*

    Have I mentioned that you, my friend, are an Epic Winner? #toptendumbestevilgeniuses
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/24/08

    In reply to 9 Year Old Girl Becomes the Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional
    You know it was that $150 laptop her family was able to buy her which made this all possible...
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    Image of Jesse in Japan Jesse in Japan
    12/23/08

    In reply to 9 Year Old Girl Becomes the Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional
    That's nothing, I've seen kids at that age who have passed Level 1 of the kanji kentei.
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    Image of VideoVampire VideoVampire
    12/23/08

    In reply to 9 Year Old Girl Becomes the Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional
    To be fair a retarded donkey with alsheimers could pass that test.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    12/23/08

    @VideoVampire: But a retarded donkey with a lisp, with altheimers would be more amusing.
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    Image of Monk E. Rotica Monk E. Rotica
    12/23/08

    In reply to 9 Year Old Girl Becomes the Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional
    What's "a girl?"
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    12/23/08

    @Monk E. Rotica: A teenage male running around as a female in PS3 home.
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    12/23/08

    In reply to 9 Year Old Girl Becomes the Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional
    "9 Year Old Girl Becomes the Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional"


    Bill - the lolicon thing was hilarious when you made it out to be a joke.


    Now... not so much.


    -nutty b

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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    12/23/08

    In reply to 9 Year Old Girl Becomes the Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional
    I don't believe I was ever concerned with pooping my pants at the age of 3. I may have relished it.
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    Image of Michael Cheung Michael Cheung
    12/23/08

    In reply to 9 Year Old Girl Becomes the Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional
    well, now she is exposed... i am pretty sure syler is on his way
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    Image of dharasick dharasick
    12/23/08

    @Michael Cheung:


    "Are you gonna eat my brain?"

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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    12/23/08

    @dharasick: Was there an episode when his victim actually said that?
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/23/08

    In reply to 9 Year Old Girl Becomes the Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional
    As far as the Microsoft tech support goes, when I got my RRoD on my launch-day XBox, I found there were two general call centers - one which was in North America and one in Eastern Europe.


    I think I've only gotten India once and that was for an XP activation code.

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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    12/23/08

    @OMG! Chrismukkah!: One time I called those XP activation code and I couldn't figure out the accent. It just sounds too much like a robot.
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    Image of Maxx Craves: Maxx Craves:
    12/23/08

    In reply to 9 Year Old Girl Becomes the Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional
    Hello.. thank you for calling technical support. We can fix that Stack Over flow fault very simply sir.. please deposit 2 Hannah Montana dolls and a High School Musical DVD and we can continue.
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    Image of NRGZ28 NRGZ28
    12/23/08

    @Maxxofor: Somehow I don't think anybody gives a crap about "Hannah Montana" or "High School Musical" in India... or.. the rest of the world for that matter. LOL
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/24/08

    @NRGZ28: "Somehow I don't think anybody gives a crap about "Hannah Montana" or "High School Musical" in India.."


    Perhaps High School Moo-sical then...


    Actually you'd be surprised how many other cultures absorb our clebrity & pop culture crap like sponges..

     Reply
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/23/08

    In reply to 9 Year Old Girl Becomes the Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional
    Certified Professional What?


    (yes, I am going to hell for that)

     Reply
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    12/23/08

    @OMG! Chrismukkah!: You just couldn't hold it couldn't you. Tsk tsk.


    Oh well, at least I wouldn't have to. :P

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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    12/23/08

    @OMG! Chrismukkah!: MCP status is granted after passing one core test exam. For example, you could take the 70-270 (Installing, Configuring, and Administering Windows XP Professional) and be granted MCP status. However, to earn the MCSA cert, there are several more core exams, plus elective exams you must pass.
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    Image of Darkest Daze Darkest Daze
    12/23/08

    @Geisrud: Not everything someone says should be taken seriously.
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    12/23/08

    @Darkest Daze: And sometimes you need to realize that some people post things despite the obvious tongue-in-cheek comments of others.


    See how it works both ways?

     Reply
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    Image of TheSonOfKrypton TheSonOfKrypton
    12/23/08

    In reply to 9 Year Old Girl Becomes the Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional
    God Damnit, I REALLY have to figure out how to hack my memory and bring out its ridiculous potential...
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/23/08

    @TheSonOfKrypton: Have you tried a cleaver?
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    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    12/23/08

    @TheSonOfKrypton: Try Powersauce Bars!
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