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    You'll Be Seeing Justin Long's Smarmy Apple Face a Lot More Soon

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    Image of Monty Monty
    10/15/09

    In reply to You'll Be Seeing Justin Long's Smarmy Apple Face a Lot More Soon
    It is just a damn shame that I cannot set my DVR to skip all commercials but the advertisements I want to watch. While watching them on the TCPIP tubes is fine, somehow watching it on TV would add to the flare, and also give me an indication of how often they are being aired. #ads
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/15/09

    In reply to You'll Be Seeing Justin Long's Smarmy Apple Face a Lot More Soon
    Hello, I'm a Mac

    And I'm a PC

    Whatcha got there PC?

    Oh, just my new copy of Windows 7 that I'm about to install.

    Oh, sweet. Is it like Vista? Cuz it looks a lot like Vista.

    Well, it works better than Vista.

    Cool, so um, too bad about the whole upgrading from XP thing. That's gotta be rough.

    So, how are all those PowerMac users loving Snow Leopard?

    ............
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    Edited by Kaiser-Machead at 10/15/09 1:44 PM Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of laughingisfree laughingisfree
    10/15/09

    @Kaiser-Machead:
    Hello, I'm a Mac

    And I'm a PC

    Whatcha doing there PC?

    Oh, just streaming porn.

    Oh, sweet. Me too. Would it be weird if we watch together? #ads
     Reply
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    Image of Mathyc Mathyc
    10/15/09

    In reply to You'll Be Seeing Justin Long's Smarmy Apple Face a Lot More Soon
    How I'd love to see a Microsoft ad with Justin. They must have enough money to hire(/steel) him. #ads
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    badhatharry promoted this comment Mathyc was starred Mathyc was unstarred
    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    10/15/09

    @Mathyc: I'm pretty sure there's a no compete clause in his contract. #ads
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    Image of ThinkerTDM ThinkerTDM
    10/15/09

    @badhatharry: Do you meen compeet? #ads
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    badhatharry promoted this comment ThinkerTDM was starred ThinkerTDM was unstarred
    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    10/15/09

    @ThinkerTDM: I'm sorry, I don't get this joke. #ads
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    Image of sneakypoo sneakypoo
    10/15/09

    @badhatharry: Maybe you could ask superman for help? You know, the man of steel. #ads
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    badhatharry promoted this comment sneakypoo was starred sneakypoo was unstarred
    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    10/15/09

    @sneakypoo: Am I just super-dense this morning? Because I'm not following any of this. #ads
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    Image of sneakypoo sneakypoo
    10/15/09

    @badhatharry: A bit dense but certainly not as dense as steal.
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    Image of ThinkerTDM ThinkerTDM
    10/15/09

    @badhatharry: Sorry, it wasn't you, it was Mathyc, who can't spell. #ads
     Reply
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    Image of jetRink jetRink
    10/15/09

    In reply to You'll Be Seeing Justin Long's Smarmy Apple Face a Lot More Soon
    Can we get rid of Justin Long and keep that girl? I think she's super. #ads
     Reply
    brobot - star unworthy promoted this comment jetRink was starred jetRink was unstarred
    Image of brobot - Beboptimus Prime brobot - Beboptimus Prime
    10/16/09

    @jetRink: I'm with you. somebody call Señor Jobs. #ads
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    10/15/09

    In reply to You'll Be Seeing Justin Long's Smarmy Apple Face a Lot More Soon
    Sorry Justin, I like you, but you are standing in the way of the two loves of my Apple life. Who are they? Why Ellen Feiss and Hannah, the iPod Shuffle Instructor: [gizmodo.com]

    So Justin, don't be surprised if you find yourself in a meeting with the Dell Dude. Remember, admitting you have a problem is the first step. #ads
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    Image of MrHaroHaro MrHaroHaro
    10/15/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_#GitEmSteveDaveRocks: I thought I was the only one that remembered Hannah. #ads
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    GitEmSteveDave_#GitEmSteveDaveRocks promoted this comment MrHaroHaro was starred MrHaroHaro was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    10/15/09


    @GitEmSteveDave_I'mMonkeypig: In case you don't know who Ellen Feiss is. #ads
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    Image of Nongeek Nongeek
    10/15/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_#GitEmSteveDaveRocks: freak #ads
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    Image of TheCrudMan TheCrudMan
    10/15/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_I'mMonkeypig:
    So high, so very high. #ads
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    GitEmSteveDave_#GitEmSteveDaveRocks promoted this comment TheCrudMan was starred TheCrudMan was unstarred
    Image of shockwaver shockwaver
    10/15/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_I'mMonkeypig: Do you just like.. have a random folder of images and other hilarious things to post? Seriously.. it's awesome. #ads
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    GitEmSteveDave_#GitEmSteveDaveRocks promoted this comment shockwaver was starred shockwaver was unstarred
    Image of ThinkerTDM ThinkerTDM
    10/15/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_I'mMonkeypig: Ewwww! #ads
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    GitEmSteveDave_#GitEmSteveDaveRocks promoted this comment ThinkerTDM was starred ThinkerTDM was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    10/15/09

    @shockwaver: My image searching skills are strong. But yes, I do have a album of images I have made or just use on Gawker sites, which can be found here: [s165.photobucket.com]

    all my animated gifs can be found here: [s165.photobucket.com]

    all I ask is that if you use them, you leave a link to where in the comments section under the images. #ads
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    10/15/09

    @ThinkerTDM: Shut you mouf! #ads
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    Image of DaWhoLagn DaWhoLagn
    08/19/09

    In reply to The Top Spokesassholes in Tech

    So, do you think Julia Allison will be pushing the Sony Vaio?
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    Wilson Rothman promoted this comment DaWhoLagn was starred DaWhoLagn was unstarred
    Image of demidan demidan
    08/19/09

    In reply to The Top Spokesassholes in Tech
    Ashton Kutcher must have a keeper much like a seeing eye dog to get him where he's going; he is dumb as a bag of hair.
     Reply
    Wilson Rothman promoted this comment demidan was starred demidan was unstarred
    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
    08/19/09

    @demidan: what if it's all an act?

    Ah, who am I kidding. Ashton Kutcher CAN'T act.
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    DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. was starred DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. was unstarred
    Image of Noobs-R-Us Noobs-R-Us
    08/19/09

    In reply to The Top Spokesassholes in Tech
    What's with all the manwhores?
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
    08/19/09

    @Noobs-R-Us: They knew you was comin' ;)
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    DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. was starred DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. was unstarred
    Image of Noobs-R-Us Noobs-R-Us
    08/19/09

    @DeusExMach believes you have his stapler: Oh Snap! Biatch pulleese...
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    Image of armyofchuckness armyofchuckness
    08/19/09

    In reply to The Top Spokesassholes in Tech
    I see your Justin Long and raise you Verizon Guy.
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    Wilson Rothman promoted this comment armyofchuckness was starred armyofchuckness was unstarred
    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
    08/19/09

    @armyofchuckness: I see your Verizon guy and say "NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!"
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    Image of ecoceoc ecoceoc
    08/19/09

    In reply to The Top Spokesassholes in Tech
    what happen to the " you're getting a dell. dude" guy ??
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    phunnyballs promoted this comment Wilson Rothman approved this comment ecoceoc was starred ecoceoc was unstarred
    Image of phunnyballs phunnyballs
    08/19/09

    @ecoceoc: he got in trouble for drugs
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    Image of Gruv Gruv
    08/19/09

    In reply to The Top Spokesassholes in Tech
    Wow. You guys sure take your gadget commercials seriously...
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    DeusExMach believes you have his stapler promoted this comment Gruv was starred Gruv was unstarred
    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
    08/19/09

    @Gruv: I think I speak for everyone here when I say "Dur."
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    Image of TheAlmeida TheAlmeida
    08/19/09

    In reply to The Top Spokesassholes in Tech
    I... I don't know how to start, but here I go.

    I find the Palm Pre Chick hot. Not just hot, I find her super hot. I'd go on a date with her and walk around hand in hand in a shopping mall. I imagine her with her hair loose and long and slightly curly, wearing a red dress and I go Tom Cruise in Oprah's couch inside my mind. There, I said it.

    For anyone who claims to have seen a comment of mine offending her, I was just trying to fit in, the truth is I just find her cute.
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    Image of Segador Segador
    08/19/09

    @TheAlmeida: Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.
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    Image of TheAlmeida TheAlmeida
    08/19/09

    @Segador: Hey, don't blame me, by the other comments about her I'm pretty positive I have a problem. But it's like Jerry Seinfeld said:

    "... Wherever there's a woman, we have men looking into the situation"
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    MostlyHarmless promoted this comment TheAlmeida was starred TheAlmeida was unstarred
    Image of MostlyHarmless MostlyHarmless
    08/19/09

    @TheAlmeida: I've said it before. I find her cute too. Though I am not as much into her as you are :P
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    Image of TheAlmeida TheAlmeida
    08/19/09

    @MostlyHarmless: Thanks for the support man, good to see some people agree with me
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    Image of winkerVsbecks winkerVsbecks
    08/19/09

    In reply to The Top Spokesassholes in Tech

    How about the Nokia EVP Tero Ojanperä. Just looking at him makes me feel bad to have ever been born.

    Did i mention....he has a PHD too.
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    Wilson Rothman promoted this comment winkerVsbecks was starred winkerVsbecks was unstarred
    Image of SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!
    08/19/09

    @winkerVsbecks: He looks like a gay Schwarzenegger to me. I can almost hear his snob gay Austrian ascent. "GET OOOOOUT!"
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    Wilson Rothman promoted this comment SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was starred SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was unstarred
    Image of Maxx Craves: Maxx Craves:
    08/19/09


    @SewerShark: BINGO that's eet exactly. It's like Arnold crossed with Tim Gunn the gay fashion guru.
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    Wilson Rothman promoted this comment Maxx Craves: was starred Maxx Craves: was unstarred
    Image of winkerVsbecks winkerVsbecks
    08/19/09

    @SewerShark: He's Finnish though.
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    Wilson Rothman promoted this comment winkerVsbecks was starred winkerVsbecks was unstarred
    Image of Hardcore1 Hardcore1
    08/19/09

    In reply to The Top Spokesassholes in Tech
    Uh-oh Gizmodo, I'd take this down right away before you get sued ;)

    [www.cnn.com]
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    LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M promoted this comment Hardcore1 was starred Hardcore1 was unstarred
    Image of LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
    08/19/09

    @Hardcore1:

    Ok now, by replying to your comment I am raising it up, but honestly here is how it works.

    Gizmodo complies their gadget news from all over and AMPLIFIES it.

    I don't see any pretty pics on your CNN article.

    Then didn't mention the top ten with the gallery. Most people may read other tech sites but they learn about many of the happenings going on from a tech blog's perspective.

    This honestly is a one way ticket to get banned because you don't understand the concept of Gizmodo by saying they will get sued. How many other people do you think cover a similar story?

    (That is a rhetorical question at the end)
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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    08/19/09

    @LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M:
    Don't sweat it kiddo. We know what you're saying to the douche.
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    Image of AmphetamineCrown AmphetamineCrown
    08/19/09

    @Hardcore1: B'sides, all the judge said was that Google would have to respond to a subpoena for the blogger's name, not that the model would win against the blogger.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/19/09

    @Hardcore1: Hi. I'm OMG! Ponies! You must be new here.

    Here's how it works. I call you an asshole on a public forum. For example, I might say to Strider, "You know that asshat, Hardcore1? He's a gaping asshole."

    Or I might say in passing to Lindsay "Lay off the douchebag. Hardcore1 is just some asshole who doesn't know better."

    Or, were I wealthy and disposed to do so, I might take out a full page ad in The New York Times with your picture and a caption reading, "This waste of perfectly good sperm is the Internet Asshole Of The Month" with a flash-ad proclaiming the same on the NYTimes website.

    Upset and litigious, you sue me for libel and/or slander, complaining that I called you an asshole. I move to dismiss (not for summary judgment) on the basis that you failed to state a cause of action upon which relief may be granted because "asshole" is a term of opprobrium and not actionable as a matter of law.

    I could also get to feelin' frisky and also move for summary judgment on the basis that my assessment of you being an asshole is true, and therefore, an absolute defense to an action for defamation.

    Sorry, but you can't sue someone because they called you an asshole.
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    Image of Jack of all Tirades R.O.A.C.H. Jack of all Tirades R.O.A.C.H.
    08/19/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Well, if that's the case, then let me take my pants off and get comfortable, because we're going to be here for awhile. My A-Hole list is long and extensive.
     Reply
    OMG! Ponies! promoted this comment Jack of all Tirades R.O.A.C.H. was starred Jack of all Tirades R.O.A.C.H. was unstarred
    Image of SigmundTheSeaMonster SigmundTheSeaMonster
    08/19/09

    @LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: How about calling them Spokeholes! LOL!
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/19/09

    @Jack of all Tirades R.O.A.C.H.: Why did you wear pants?

    This is the internet. You don't need pants to be on the internet.
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
    08/19/09

    OMG! Ponies!: The Batman of lawyers.
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    Image of Hardcore1 Hardcore1
    08/19/09

    @OMG! Ponies!:

    I think you all may be mildly retarded. Obviously I was kidding or was the *wink* not enough to indicate that. Did you need the *sarcasm* tag as well?
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    Image of TheAlmeida TheAlmeida
    08/19/09

    @Hardcore1: You used a wink emoticon at us, and we're not even chicks, and I don't see a @RosaGolijan in your comment.

    I can't wait to see you explain this one to a fucking Suffolk County jury. This is gonna be fucking fun
     Reply
    My Secret Identity promoted this comment TheAlmeida was starred TheAlmeida was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    08/19/09

    @SigmundTheSeaMonster: Hey, I said that first! That's MY word, and you can't use it!
     Reply
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    Image of Gary_7vn Gary_7vn
    08/19/09

    In reply to The Top Spokesassholes in Tech
    Not to be an asshole, but there is an enormous amount of irony in Branson destroying the atmosphere so that people can go into "space" to see that atmosphere.

    Get it before it's gone I suppose.
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