Aliens Invading Russia in the Middle of Winter

Oh, will those pesky aliens never stop? First they show off in the Norwegian skies, and now they're hovering over Russia, too? Did they not consult history books before coming here? Russia, winters, and invasions just don't mix, ET. » 12/12/09 1:40pm 12/12/09 1:40pm

The Truth: Mysterious Spiral Explanation Actually Was Alien Sighting…

I admit it: I'm part of a worldwide plot coordinated by a secret international agency. We're the same people who covered the fake Apollo landings, JFK's assassination, and Tom Cruise. Fortunately, some readers uncovered the truth behind the mysterious spiral. » 12/11/09 2:20pm 12/11/09 2:20pm