Self-Fulfilling Gifts for the Forever Alone

Maybe you have a very lonely friend who spends his days claiming he's allergic to Vitamin D and then spends his nights going on dates on Second Life and partying in online forums. Or maybe you're that person. Either way, those forever alone types need extra attention during the holidays. Here are the gifts you can buy… » 12/19/11 5:20pm 12/19/11 5:20pm

Expensive Gear to Shower Upon Mark Zuckerberg

Unlike Tom from MySpace, Mark Zuckerberg is not your friend. But fuck it. Think about all the time you've spent on Facebook—for free! You should get him something nice. » 12/16/11 12:35pm 12/16/11 12:35pm

Only four types of people butcher their own meat. Butchers, farmers, poor people, and really, really goddamn rich people. And while we admire Zuck…

Primpalicious Gifts for the Obsessive Groomer

He takes longer than your girlfriend to get ready. Zac Efron hair is his Holy Grail. Somehow you're still friends, so help him preen with a gift that will blow his vain brain away. » 11/27/11 12:00pm 11/27/11 12:00pm

His skin care arsenal contains every possible weapon. Still, he will experience the occasional, world-rocking breakout. Help him banish…