Why New Phones Are Just Like New Girlfriends

When you get in a new relationship, things start out amazing. You discover new things together. You expand your horizons. You spend as much time as you can together. You love to hold them. It's all very exciting! But am I talking about a new relationship with a person... or a phone? CollegeHumor poked fun at how our… » 5/02/13 10:25pm 5/02/13 10:25pm

Here's a Website That Lets Sad Guys Pay Girls to Do Girlfriendish Things for Them

Five bucks. Apparently, that's all the website GirlfriendHire.com costs per girlfriend-like task. Which means, an Internet guy like you could hire a real life girl to send you text messages, poke you on Facebook, prank your friends, create a fake breakup and even do your homework for you. All for five bucks. » 4/02/12 2:40pm 4/02/12 2:40pm