How to Buy a Facebook Girlfriend for $5

Boyfriends, girlfriends, the pretense of courtship—can't we just download an app for instant internet romantic gratification? Turns out, as our dystopian/utopian future becomes reality, having constant love in your life is exactly that easy. Sure, the relationship only exists online. But these days, almost nobody will… » 4/20/12 1:00pm 4/20/12 1:00pm

Here's a Website That Lets Sad Guys Pay Girls to Do Girlfriendish…

Five bucks. Apparently, that's all the website GirlfriendHire.com costs per girlfriend-like task. Which means, an Internet guy like you could hire a real life girl to send you text messages, poke you on Facebook, prank your friends, create a fake breakup and even do your homework for you. All for five bucks. » 4/02/12 2:40pm 4/02/12 2:40pm