Remember, we need someone experienced. If you have no experience, this is not the position for you. We'll have wider calls later. If you apply now with no experience, that disqualifies you from any future job positions because we know you don't listen.

Now, here's what you need:

• Experience in tech writing, optimally in the UK, but elsewhere in Europe might work as well
• The ability to write fast and write coherently. We have very quick turnarounds, and you'll have to be able to churn a post out in minutes at the most. If this isn't you—and be honest, since you know yourself—this isn't the right job
• Self sufficiency. You'll be working alone most of the time, so you'll have to be able to manage your time and turn out X hours of posting a day.
• The ability to learn fast and take instruction.

This is a full time job, and you will receive full time compensation. Remember, we're looking for full time experience applicants only. If this is you, send in an email to jobs@gizmodo.com with the subject "EU/Night/Asia writer" and a short resume. No attachments! Just paste everything into the email.

p.s. If you email me your application I will delete it.

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What You Need
• Gadget love and knowledge—some geekiness is definitely a good thing
• Writing experience is a major plus, but not 100 percent mandatory—but you should have a good command of the English language, and be ready to demonstrate it with some samples
• A decent laptop (one that can handle light video editing)
• An alarm clock, 'cause you'll be up eeeeeearly every morning
• Basic experience with HTML, Flickr, torrenting, Firefox, FTP-the internets, essentially
• An NYCish address (you need to be able to get to Manhattan in the morning with no problems)
• Dedication—the job's fun, but it's definitely work
• The ability to listen and follow instructions and be fast—basically, you're here to learn and build up your knowledge-base
• Full-time availability—sorry students
• To be over 18

What You'll Be Doing
• Spotting stories
• Helping us pull together stories with research
• Supporting editors in the field
• Writing, eventually, if you're awesome

The pay is incredibly lousy—it's best if you don't think about it at all—but you'll get top-notch experience with the well-oiled blog machine that is Giz, learn lots of neat words for penis, and yes, get to play with cool gadgets you (maybe) couldn't afford on your own. Send your resume, no attachments please—seriously, we'll delete your application without even looking at it—and tell us why you're the best person on earth, or at least in NY, to JOBS@gizmodo.com, with NYC INTERN in the subject line, otherwise we might miss it. Good luck!

What You Need
• Gadget love and knowledge—some geekiness is definitely a good thing
• Writing experience is a major plus, but not 100 percent mandatory—but you should have a good command of the English language, and be ready to demonstrate it with some samples
• A decent laptop (one that can handle light video editing)
• An alarm clock, 'cause you'll be up eeeeeearly every morning
• Basic experience with HTML, Flickr, torrenting, Firefox, FTP-the internets, essentially
• An NYCish address (you need to be able to get to Manhattan in the morning with no problems)
• Dedication—the job's fun, but it's definitely work
• The ability to listen and follow instructions and be fast—basically, you're here to learn and build up your knowledge-base
• Full-time availability—sorry students
• To be over 18

What You'll Be Doing
• Spotting stories
• Helping us pull together stories with research
• Supporting editors in the field
• Writing, eventually, if you're awesome

The pay is incredibly lousy—we're not kidding—but you'll get top-notch experience with the well-oiled blog machine that is Giz, learn lots of neat words for penis, and yes, get to play with cool gadgets you (maybe) couldn't afford on your own. Send your resume, no attachments please—seriously, we'll delete your application without even looking at it—and tell us why you're the best person on earth, or at least in NY, to JOBS@gizmodo.com, with NYC INTERN in the subject line, otherwise we might miss it. Good luck!

What You Need
• Gadget love and knowledge—some geekiness is definitely a good thing
• Writing experience is a major plus, but not 100 percent mandatory—but you should have a good command of the English language, and be ready to demonstrate it with some samples
• A decent laptop (one that can handle light video editing)
• An alarm clock, 'cause you'll be up eeeeeearly every morning
• Basic experience with HTML, Flickr, torrenting, Firefox, FTP-the internets, essentially
• An NYCish address (you need to be able to get to Manhattan in the morning with no problems)
• Dedication—the job's fun, but it's definitely work
• The ability to listen and follow instructions and be fast—basically, you're here to learn and build up your knowledge-base
• To be over 18

What You'll Be Doing
• Spotting stories
• Helping us pull together stories with research
• Supporting editors in the field doing live reporting
• Writing, eventually, if you're awesome

The pay is incredibly lousy—we're not kidding—but you'll get top-notch experience with the well-oiled blog machine that is Giz, learn lots of neat words for penis, and yes, get to play with cool gadgets you (maybe) couldn't afford on your own. Send your resume, no attachments please—seriously, we'll delete your application without even looking at it—and tell us why you're the best person on earth, or at least in NY, to JOBS@gizmodo.com, with NYC INTERN in the subject line, otherwise we might miss it. Good luck!

We're going to take applications for all positions, from intern all the way up to [any job except mine you bastards]. Send in your application and resume (no attachments please) to application@gizmodo.com with your job title in the subject line. Applicable titles are:

• Intern (NYC and SF area only)
• Copy Editor
• Editorial Assistant (some experience needed, NYC and SF area only)
• Contributing Editor (experience needed)
• Associate Editor (experience needed)
• Senior Associate Editor (mucho editorial experience needed if you're going to apply for this, but go for it if this is you)

All positions have the same base requirements that you've got a passion for gadgets and technology, a desire to be self-motivated and would love to work at Gizmodo more than any other job out there. Of course, each position has its own requirements, and we'll evaluate accordingly. Get your foot in the door!

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