Glitter Gun - For The Times When You Want to Get Whored Up Really,…

Much like Homer's makeup gun, this Glitter Gun allows you to apply sparkly bits to your woman in record time, allowing long waits on the couch while she's getting ready to become a thing of the past. The gun is a bit tricky, however, seeing as one glitter shot is not quite enough, and two glitter shots activates… » 2/27/08 2:40pm 2/27/08 2:40pm

Takara's Secret Base Station: USB Desk Toys of Destruction

It is the sometime dream of every trodden-upon desk jockey to turn their desk into the nexus of killing that will finally show them all. Takara, a favorite inventor of throw-away plastic gadgetry, has finally announced the first part of their series "Secret Base Station", which will be launched on June 24th—including,… » 1/30/06 2:50pm 1/30/06 2:50pm