how's he going to place it inside a glacier? are they going to melt a hole in it? place it in a crack? (sorry, can't be bothered to RTFA). If they put it in a crack, they should know that natural shifting will likely crush the thing. If current cooling trends continue they might never see it again. #algorebackpack
scientist always looking unrealistically into the futures...100 years is a long ass time 2109 to be exact im sure we will have technology to adapt to these conditions. #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
@SEDAGIVE?!: "Although they first appeared around 2100, the sea gypsies did not appear from nowhere. There was once an island..." #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
climate change may be or may not be myth... but why the hell should the maldivians and other low lying nations bet on that questions with their lives ?
@Aishar: How about renewable energy for every country to attain as power consumption... excluding non-renewable for only post Armageddon events. Save the Earth. #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
Maldives was a city, landlocked,
hundreds of miles from the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean. Yet so desperate the city's desire for tourism, that they moved offshore, becoming an island and an even bigger Delta hub. Until the city overdeveloped and it started to sink. Knowing their fate, the quality people ran away: Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy, the guy who invented Coca Cola, the magician
And the other so-called gods of our legends, though gods they were,
And also Jane Fonda was there.
*I have nothing of worth to contribute to this post. I'm sorry. I've got no place else to go. And I never learned to read.
Global warming is funny, because most of its main proponents do nothing but profit from the idea.
They shouldn't be believed because of that.
Also, when you tell me a glacier in peru is melting, yes, ice melts over time.
This doesn't mean the communists are corrupting your precious bodily fluids.
@Demonbird: yes, couldn't have said it better myself. One bad tsunami or typhoon and that island is toast. "global warming" has nothing to do with it. Seriously, people are still peddling that sack of shit? Don't they know it's called climate change now? You kind of have to rename it; cold temps are breaking records all over the world and global mean temps have not risen since 1998. #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
@switchblade saints: 1998 was the warmest year ever. You can look at the graphs at NASA GISS but if you don't trust your government, here's what the UK Met Office says "All the years from 2000 to 2008 have been in the top 14 warmest years on record."
The retreat of glaciers and reduction in arctic ice will continue unless temps drop a LOT more. #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
Gwynne Dyer, a Canadian military and foreign affairs journalist, once suggested an interesting possibility for the future:
That a number of these poor countries most at risk from rising sea levels might join together and engage in an individual process of geo-engineering, like unilaterally launching missiles that will carry a reflective dust into the upper atmosphere.
To be fair, since they're facing being wiped out by an industrial process they're not benefitting from, and since the major industrial countries are effectively sacrificing them, it's not outside the realm of possibility. Everyone gets to fight for existence. #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
@Pope John Peeps II: I don't think no one is listening to them. Anyone who's on the global warning train should be well aware of the hypothetical rising sea level. Mostly, the hundreds of millions of other people living within 3 feet of sea level outweigh the 350,000 Maldives.
Send an emissary to the climate change summit. Arm him with a computer model.
If you were authoring a global initiative on environmental concerns regarding climate change, would you be more moved by a demonstration of what would happen to maldives if the sea level goes up, or a couple of photographs of an underwater board meeting? #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
@PorkPie: Nobody gives a shit about climate change meetings. Nobody in the industrial world gives a shit about port cities. Nobody gives a shit about anything. So why the fuck NOT have an underwater cabinet meeting?
To be frank, THIS will make it into about 80 bajillion more news outlets than a "Climate Change meeting", which will make it into approximately....oh.... ZERO. #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
@Pope John Peeps II: It absolutely will. As a sideshow. If exposure is all you're looking for, you might as well do it naked, too, because it doesn't lend any credibility to your cause. Why not do it? Because it costs money and won't do anything. That's why not. #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
@PorkPie: Well, it's great of you to be so high and mighty.... except for the fact that we're talking about this. You saw this. And what's the last "climate change meeting" you talked about? The last one you saw?
I don't think I have to make the argument when the argument is ACTUALLY SELF-EVIDENT. #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
@Pope John Peeps II: Last time I checked media and the government is yakking about the climate change 24/7, Al Fucking Gore won a Noble prize for raising awareness about global warming - and that was just last year. Nobody is talking about these meetings because except for the media, nobody believes in global warming. And you know why nobody believes it, because it's not happening, even the inventors of global warming don't believe it, that's why they renamed it "climate change". #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
@skiterr: "the inventors of global warming", lemme guess, they come from the same place as "The Elders of The Internet"?
The issues isn't whether or not there is Global Warming, but why it's being caused.
Its potentially a natural cycle for the Earth, like the middle of the Ice Ages, Or it could be cuased by increased industrial activity by man.
Or a large amount of rice n cows.
@deanbmmv: 98% of carbon emission is released from dying plants and volcanoes. Forget the 2% or so that man creates, we need to plug those volcanoes and keep all the plants alive!
war on volcanoes!!! ha #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
@skiterr: Oh please. Nobody's talking shit about Global Warming. There's nothing in the media of any substance, no calls for any reduction, no coverage of pollution accords between countries, nothing nobody nothing anywhere. For you to say there is just proves how unbelievably biased you are against climate science.
And Global Warming IS an inaccurate term. It's a little silly. Climate Change is far more appropriate. it's a deadly problem, and to be honest, there's no way to get it through to idiots like you. You're like Birthers, or Truthers, or weirdo Creationists - just totally fucking reamed by your own self-importance.
Just admit that you WANT not to believe in Climate Science, and then you'll be able to find loads more evidence to support yourself. You're already inventing things, just be honest about it.
I'll be honest: 98% of carbon emission being released from "volcanoes and dying plants" is maybe the stupidest, dumbest bullshit I've ever heard in my entire life. #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
Well, this is exciting since Microsoft controlling the climate means that I could potentially destroy the entire world with a tiny bit of code submitted to the heavens. I like it. Let him have his Stratoshield. [insert evil laughter]
As silly as it might sound, there is a lot of "crazy" ideas being discussed on how to save the planet from ourselves. That is the human way -- continue to live the lifestyle we want, and any problem that comes up we will leave it to the evil geniuses to fix for us. #stratoshield
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No tragedy, not even the end of the world, is above humor. #algorebackpack
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Boats. #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
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hundreds of miles from the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean. Yet so desperate the city's desire for tourism, that they moved offshore, becoming an island and an even bigger Delta hub. Until the city overdeveloped and it started to sink. Knowing their fate, the quality people ran away: Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy, the guy who invented Coca Cola, the magician
And the other so-called gods of our legends, though gods they were,
And also Jane Fonda was there.
*I have nothing of worth to contribute to this post. I'm sorry. I've got no place else to go. And I never learned to read.
10/17/09
"sign here if you are in" #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
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10/17/09
"SHAAAAAAAAARK!!" #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
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They shouldn't be believed because of that.
Also, when you tell me a glacier in peru is melting, yes, ice melts over time.
This doesn't mean the communists are corrupting your precious bodily fluids.
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10/17/09
HA #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
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10/18/09
The retreat of glaciers and reduction in arctic ice will continue unless temps drop a LOT more. #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
10/17/09
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That a number of these poor countries most at risk from rising sea levels might join together and engage in an individual process of geo-engineering, like unilaterally launching missiles that will carry a reflective dust into the upper atmosphere.
To be fair, since they're facing being wiped out by an industrial process they're not benefitting from, and since the major industrial countries are effectively sacrificing them, it's not outside the realm of possibility. Everyone gets to fight for existence. #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
10/17/09
I know! A publicity stunt! #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
10/17/09
What would YOU suggest? #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
10/17/09
Send an emissary to the climate change summit. Arm him with a computer model.
If you were authoring a global initiative on environmental concerns regarding climate change, would you be more moved by a demonstration of what would happen to maldives if the sea level goes up, or a couple of photographs of an underwater board meeting? #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
10/17/09
To be frank, THIS will make it into about 80 bajillion more news outlets than a "Climate Change meeting", which will make it into approximately....oh.... ZERO. #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
10/17/09
10/17/09
I don't think I have to make the argument when the argument is ACTUALLY SELF-EVIDENT. #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
10/17/09
Tuvalu disagrees. #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
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10/17/09
The issues isn't whether or not there is Global Warming, but why it's being caused.
Its potentially a natural cycle for the Earth, like the middle of the Ice Ages, Or it could be cuased by increased industrial activity by man.
Or a large amount of rice n cows.
10/17/09
war on volcanoes!!! ha #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
10/17/09
And Global Warming IS an inaccurate term. It's a little silly. Climate Change is far more appropriate. it's a deadly problem, and to be honest, there's no way to get it through to idiots like you. You're like Birthers, or Truthers, or weirdo Creationists - just totally fucking reamed by your own self-importance.
Just admit that you WANT not to believe in Climate Science, and then you'll be able to find loads more evidence to support yourself. You're already inventing things, just be honest about it.
I'll be honest: 98% of carbon emission being released from "volcanoes and dying plants" is maybe the stupidest, dumbest bullshit I've ever heard in my entire life. #maldivesunderwatercabinetmeeting...
10/17/09
10/17/09
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10/15/09
As silly as it might sound, there is a lot of "crazy" ideas being discussed on how to save the planet from ourselves. That is the human way -- continue to live the lifestyle we want, and any problem that comes up we will leave it to the evil geniuses to fix for us. #stratoshield