But it's up to you to make it, not me - the reason being that E-TEN's latest Windows Mobile 6 smartphone has your usual two cameras. One is an auto-focus two megapixel version at the back for hi-quality snaps and vids, and a VGA camera on the front for video calling. The important thing, however, is that it has 3.5G connectivity with HSDPA/WCDMA and Wi-Fi, integrated Mobile Office suite and a 640 x 480 pixel screen. Full list of specs (insert four-eyes joke here, if you want) after the jump.

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3.5G connectivity
High-speed HSDPA/WCDMA for fast downloading and surfing
Windows Mobile 6 platform
VGA display
Access to streaming video VoIP
Video calling
Wi-Fi, GPS, GSM and Bluetooth enabled
113.5x60.5x15.8mm dimensions
Mobile Office suite

It's not much of a looker though. – Ad Dugdale