Guys, guys! We know that the Mayans weren't actually predicting an apocalypse, just the end of one era and the beginning of a new on on 12/21/2012. Well, new revelations have come to light that may reveal what we're in for, and it doesn't look good, because HOLY @#$% WILLIAM SHATNER CURRENTLY HAS A GOATEE.
Are you the good twin or evil twin? Sometimes just looking for the goatee isn't enough (especially for the ladies). Luckily, Everything Explained Through Flowcharts has you covered! Determine your evilness in this week's excerpt.