Disney's Mickey Digital Camera Unintentionally Gives Toddlers a Goatse Facial

Careful what kind of digital camera you give your kids from the Disney Store these days, otherwise the spawn of your loins could end up putting a goatse right up against their chubby cherubic faces. Then, their virgin innocence robbed from them, they'll probably go around leaving this 8MB camera in the darker places of your house, hoping to catch a few nether region images of their own (of poor quality, btw, this is actually a pretty poor camera to begin with). You've been warned. — Thanks, Chris, we think? [The Disney Store]

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PolyGFX Custom Laptop Skins

PolyGFX has entered the growing race win the coveted "KING OF CRAPPY PLASTIC STICKERS" title with their new custom skins. There are a few nice features that makes the PolyGFX skins "stick" out among the competition. HA! They have many exciting skin stlyes as well as matching mousepads, desktop tower stickers, and you can use any of the stickers to decorate your refridgerator and even your washer/dryer combo. PolyGFX also presses custom artwork into skins, which could definitely result in some unique looking machines. My Goatse laptop skin is already on order. Prices begin at $34.99. More »