Gizmodo: goatse

Idea of the Day: Use Your Hand Puppet As a Cellphone Case

Jesus Diaz — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:00:00 EDT

Kermit: "See? It fits." True. And here's the proof. Like I said in Twitter, this is the funniest and wrongest image you will see this month. Probably this year.

Next: An iPhone up Walt Mosspuppet's buttocks. [Thanks David, for letting an internet meme destroy the last of my childhood memories]

Disney's Mickey Digital Camera Unintentionally Gives Toddlers a Goatse Facial

Jack Loftus — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:30:00 EDT

Careful what kind of digital camera you give your kids from the Disney Store these days, otherwise the spawn of your loins could end up putting a goatse right up against their chubby cherubic faces. Then, their virgin innocence robbed from them, they'll probably go around leaving this 8MB camera in the darker places of your house, hoping to catch a few nether region images of their own (of poor quality, btw, this is actually a pretty poor camera to begin with). You've been warned. — Thanks, Chris, we think? [The Disney Store]

Unintentional Lego Goatse

Jason Chen — Thu, 31 May 2007 18:45:54 EDT

What would Goatse look like if it were in reverse and had a man's head coming out of it? Now you know. – Jason Chen

'Gray' [CNN - Thanks Aaron!]

iGoatse iPod Case

gizmodo.com — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:46:46 EST

"The new iGoatse is the definitive skin for your iPod. There are no words to describe it. And you know why."

Besides the angry pink you see above, iGoatse can also be seen in equally lurid shades of green and blue. Dull cream and gray also, but we feel that bright colors are best, to remind the world what Goatse stands for: Freedom. Liberty. Anal leakage.

iGoatse [Extraneo Studio, via Heph]

Microsoft Ultra-Mobile PC Goatse

gizmodo.com — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 16:23:14 EST

Either someone over at Microsoft decided to have some fun in anticipation of the Origami/UMPC launch, or no one at Redmond has ever been Goatse'd.

Ultra-Mobile PC - How to Buy [Microsoft] (Thanks, Jason!)
Goatse.cx [Wikipedia]
Goatse [Threadless T-Shirts]
Photos tagged with firstgoatse [Flickr]

PolyGFX Custom Laptop Skins

johnb — Fri, 22 Jul 2005 12:03:31 EDT

PolyGFX has entered the growing race win the coveted "KING OF CRAPPY PLASTIC STICKERS" title with their new custom skins. There are a few nice features that makes the PolyGFX skins "stick" out among the competition. HA! They have many exciting skin stlyes as well as matching mousepads, desktop tower stickers, and you can use any of the stickers to decorate your refridgerator and even your washer/dryer combo. PolyGFX also presses custom artwork into skins, which could definitely result in some unique looking machines. My Goatse laptop skin is already on order. Prices begin at $34.99.

Product Page [PolyGFX via Shiny Shiny]