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    Disclaimer: Displaying the Kratos Blade of Chaos Will Not Make You Tough

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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    07/22/09

    In reply to Disclaimer: Displaying the Kratos Blade of Chaos Will Not Make You Tough
    You know, if you buy one of these, you're actually quite like Kratos in many ways: both of you are stupid idiots who bartered away something valuable for an idiotic knife. And you probably blame all your problems on someone else, just like Kratos.
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    07/22/09

    In reply to Disclaimer: Displaying the Kratos Blade of Chaos Will Not Make You Tough
    Kratos Blade of Chaos:
    Roll a D20. If D20 rolls a 21, you get laid.
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    Image of Mr_Biggles:Windows 7 was my idea Mr_Biggles:Windows 7 was my idea
    07/22/09

    @nutbastard: no way a d20 only goes to 20 *pushs up glasses* you newb /sarcasm
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    nutbastard promoted this comment Mr_Biggles:Windows 7 was my idea was starred Mr_Biggles:Windows 7 was my idea was unstarred
    Image of bustedchain bustedchain
    07/24/09

    @Mr_Biggles: Thanks for explaining that. I don't think there is anyone who reads Gizmodo that didn't get the joke already, but thanks for making sure anyway.
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    Image of Skeetz Skeetz
    07/22/09

    In reply to Disclaimer: Displaying the Kratos Blade of Chaos Will Not Make You Tough

    She said I wasn't bad ass enough.. but now she will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine!
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    Image of PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:
    07/22/09

    @Skeetz: I must ask, what keywords did you use when you searched for this picture?
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
    07/22/09

    @Skeetz: I'd hit that so hard.
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    Skeetz promoted this comment DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. was starred DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. was unstarred
    Image of iwishiwasjeff iwishiwasjeff
    07/22/09

    @Skeetz: Is that the girls mom standing behind her?
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    Image of HAZman27 HAZman27
    07/22/09

    @Skeetz: Oh gawd, that reminds me of the Gothopotamus...
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    Image of NurseDave NurseDave
    07/22/09

    @Skeetz: Damn you
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    Image of Skeetz Skeetz
    07/22/09

    @iwishiwasjeff: Hey that's who i was talking about you insensitive little so and so.
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
    07/22/09

    @Skeetz: if I buy two, could I convince them to go into a 3-way?
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    Skeetz promoted this comment DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. was starred DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. was unstarred
    Image of N1k0s N1k0s
    07/22/09

    @Skeetz:

    I may have to challenge you to a duel!
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    Skeetz promoted this comment N1k0s was starred N1k0s was unstarred
    Image of Skeetz Skeetz
    07/22/09

    @DeusExMach has jumped the snark: Hey now we're in this together man. 4 way or NO way! We're in for the most epic high five of our lives!
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    Image of Skeetz Skeetz
    07/22/09

    @N1k0s: Bring it, bro! I got a sword with a mutha fuckin chain!
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    Image of N1k0s N1k0s
    07/22/09

    @Skeetz: IT'S ON! I just need to wait for UPS.

    Tracking info tells me that you have but only 3 days to prepare yourself for this BLOOD MATCH!
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    Image of iwishiwasjeff iwishiwasjeff
    07/22/09

    @Skeetz: My bad, I thought you were talking about the hottie in the front.
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
    07/22/09

    @N1k0s: Sorry, nikos. I have very specific three-or-more-way rules. Top o' the list: no crossing of swords.
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    N1k0s promoted this comment Edited by DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. at 07/22/09 6:10 PM DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. was starred DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. was unstarred
    Image of N1k0s N1k0s
    07/22/09

    @DeusExMach has jumped the snark: Understood. If we cross swords it'll then be a mess coz we'll also be tangling our chains.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    07/22/09

    In reply to Disclaimer: Displaying the Kratos Blade of Chaos Will Not Make You Tough
    This is just what I need to slice those big heads of cabbage from Safeway. You punks are going to tremble before the chaotic power of my coleslaw.
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    Image of Skeetz Skeetz
    07/22/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: Pro-Tip: Black sesame seeds will not only add flavor, texture and vibrancy to your slaw but also a touch of evil known only as "what is that shit stuck in your teeth?"
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
    07/22/09


    @Hello Mister Walrus: I present to you... THE COLE SAW!!
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    Skeetz promoted this comment DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. was starred DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. was unstarred
    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    07/22/09

    @DeusExMach has jumped the snark: Have you seen the video of the guy demonstrating that thing? He shoots a dummy, then runs up to it and chainsaws it while it is lying on the ground. It's pretty funny.
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    Image of macpatrik macpatrik
    07/22/09

    In reply to Disclaimer: Displaying the Kratos Blade of Chaos Will Not Make You Tough
    wtf? Why is it chained down? After I blow my $124 I can't even use it as a weapon to potentially, and lets be honest most likely, injure myself? Blasphemy I say!!
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    07/22/09

    @MacPatrick: Have you never played God of War? The chains are attached to the blades in the game too.
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    Image of macpatrik macpatrik
    07/22/09

    @Bigbadbikernerd: I personally think the God of War series are terrible. And plus its probably my least favorite genre of video games.
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    07/22/09

    In reply to Disclaimer: Displaying the Kratos Blade of Chaos Will Not Make You Tough
    $124 and they couldn't even make it from cheap ass chinese 440C?
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    07/22/09

    @nutbastard: No kidding. Or maybe even Pakistani 440C. Those blades are usually really cheap too. Guess they don't want some kid to try to sharpen it...
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    Image of Barry99705 Barry99705
    07/22/09

    @nutbastard: Can you imagine trying to shape that blade in steel? Pain in the ass!!
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    Image of Nick Nick
    07/22/09

    In reply to Disclaimer: Displaying the Kratos Blade of Chaos Will Not Make You Tough
    you posted this because you bought one -- didn't you frooch
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