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You know, if you buy one of these, you're actually quite like Kratos in many ways: both of you are stupid idiots who bartered away something valuable for an idiotic knife. And you probably blame all your problems on someone else, just like Kratos.
@Mr_Biggles: Thanks for explaining that. I don't think there is anyone who reads Gizmodo that didn't get the joke already, but thanks for making sure anyway.
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Edited by DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. at 07/22/09 6:10 PM
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@Hello Mister Walrus: Pro-Tip: Black sesame seeds will not only add flavor, texture and vibrancy to your slaw but also a touch of evil known only as "what is that shit stuck in your teeth?"
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@DeusExMach has jumped the snark: Have you seen the video of the guy demonstrating that thing? He shoots a dummy, then runs up to it and chainsaws it while it is lying on the ground. It's pretty funny.
wtf? Why is it chained down? After I blow my $124 I can't even use it as a weapon to potentially, and lets be honest most likely, injure myself? Blasphemy I say!!
@nutbastard: No kidding. Or maybe even Pakistani 440C. Those blades are usually really cheap too. Guess they don't want some kid to try to sharpen it...
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I may have to challenge you to a duel!
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Tracking info tells me that you have but only 3 days to prepare yourself for this BLOOD MATCH!
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@Hello Mister Walrus: I present to you... THE COLE SAW!!
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