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@Mark 2000: Just for the record. The Catholic church does not teach that the earth is only 6000 years old. It is very interested in modern science (something that obviously isn't in the Bible because, you know, it wasn't invented yet). In fact, the Vatican recently had a conference on evolution and invited respected scientists and other great thinkers to attend and share their thoughts. As for condoms causing aids, there is documented proof that in areas of Africa where condoms are promoted, their is a much higher rate of aids then in places where abstinence is promoted (and it is obvious that if you have aids, you should abstain from sex). Condoms have approximately a 2% failure rate which means that for someone with aids, about every 50 times you have sex, you risk infecting your partner. It is simple logic.
@Dragonis: If you say everything in the voice of the Professor, it does sound very futurama-like. But then again, you can do that with everything: "Good news, everyone! I have just made myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which could change the structure of the known UNIverse!"
Professor: Bad news, nobody! The super-collider super-exploded. I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack and some of those rancid meatballs.
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Humorbot: So I says, "Super collider? I just met her!" And then they built the super collider. Thank you, you've been a great audience.
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Professor: Bad news, nobody! The super-collider super-exploded. I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack and some of those rancid meatballs.
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Humorbot: So I says, "Super collider? I just met her!" And then they built the super collider. Thank you, you've been a great audience.
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I'm surprised they didn't lay down some of dem $5 words.
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Footlong?
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Seriously, it messes with my mind...