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    Who On Earth Can Order a $47,000 Solid Gold Penis Enlarger?

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    Image of aerospaceman aerospaceman
    08/08/09

    In reply to Who On Earth Can Order a $47,000 Solid Gold Penis Enlarger?
    my fault, I visited his harem and now they're ruined for his size.
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    Curves promoted this comment aerospaceman was starred aerospaceman was unstarred
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    08/07/09

    In reply to Who On Earth Can Order a $47,000 Solid Gold Penis Enlarger?
    Just GIVE her the $47K and she will scream like you are John Holmes.
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    Image of dmband9 dmband9
    08/07/09

    In reply to Who On Earth Can Order a $47,000 Solid Gold Penis Enlarger?

    Here's another $47,000 penis enlarger
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    08/07/09

    In reply to Who On Earth Can Order a $47,000 Solid Gold Penis Enlarger?
    You see, there’s a mathematical relationship going on here. The size of your penis is inversely proportional to the magnitude of your wealth. This is why, after so many years of tireless effort, Ron Jeremy still has to work on a regular basis. As the story goes, when Ron started getting rich, he noticed something. It was shrinking. He tried test driving a fast sports car, but it did not rectify his problem. Depressed, he decided to buy the car anyways. As he signed the paperwork, he felt something stir. And then he realized: that once he had PAID for the sportscar, (thus reducing his wealth) some of his girth was miraculously returned to him.

    So, unable to maintain a large bank balance and a large penis, Ron began walking a financial-phallic tightrope wherein he was forced to spend his money down to being middle class, or else face losing some of his cock fat.

    This Saudi guy apparently came to the same conclusion – it’s just a clever irony that he bought a gold ‘penis enlarger’ – he knows that it's of no consequence what he wastes his money on – all that matters is that he rid himself of it, and quickly, lest he lose his final, remaining inch.
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    Edited by nutbastard at 08/07/09 7:24 PM nutbastard was starred nutbastard was unstarred
    Image of ceilingFANBOY ceilingFANBOY
    08/08/09

    @nutbastard: It's a good thing I have an unpaid internship and work at Wal-Mart...
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    Image of Acheron's Grief Acheron's Grief
    08/07/09

    In reply to Who On Earth Can Order a $47,000 Solid Gold Penis Enlarger?

    "Who On Earth Can Order a $47,000 Solid Gold Penis Enlarger?"
    I might have an idea...
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    Image of hfutrell hfutrell
    08/07/09

    @Acheron's Grief: I remember Mike Myers stating that that was the only character he's ever felt uncomfortable / ashamed of playing.
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    08/07/09

    @hfutrell: Damn Dutch.
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    Image of valkilmerisawful valkilmerisawful
    08/07/09

    In reply to Who On Earth Can Order a $47,000 Solid Gold Penis Enlarger?
    I crack myself up...
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    Image of ytkliu ytkliu
    08/07/09

    In reply to Who On Earth Can Order a $47,000 Solid Gold Penis Enlarger?
    Holy jesus what the hell?

    I thought this was a joke when I read the title.
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    Edited by ytkliu at 08/07/09 6:20 PM ytkliu was starred ytkliu was unstarred
    Image of N1k0s N1k0s
    08/07/09

    In reply to Who On Earth Can Order a $47,000 Solid Gold Penis Enlarger?
    For only $47,000 you too can make your penis look like a bullion.
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    Image of atlasfugged atlasfugged
    08/07/09

    In reply to Who On Earth Can Order a $47,000 Solid Gold Penis Enlarger?
    If you're rich enough to drop forty-seven grand on a jewel-encrusted penis-puller, then - believe me - whoever you're having sexy-time with probably doesn't give two shits about the meagerness of your wang.
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    Nick: I love Nick promoted this comment atlasfugged was starred atlasfugged was unstarred
    Image of Nick Nick
    08/07/09

    @atlasfugged: it is ridiculous that you assume all saudis employ the services of chinese butlers. and there is no reason to insult mr. wang by calling him meager. he is a proud man with no regrets.
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    08/07/09

    @Nick: I love Nick: I'm deeply sorry. If it's any consolation, his brother Dong is a tall man of enviable girth.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    08/07/09

    @atlasfugged: don't worry, it's cool. besides i'm korean and really don't care.
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    Image of Bertone77 Bertone77
    08/07/09

    In reply to Who On Earth Can Order a $47,000 Solid Gold Penis Enlarger?
    It's not mine Baby!
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    Image of Scotland Scotland
    08/07/09

    @Zero77: I was just about to post that clip as a response to GitEmSteveDave. (However, the clip that I was going to post is a few seconds longer.)
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    Zero77 promoted this comment Scotland was starred Scotland was unstarred
    Image of Bertone77 Bertone77
    08/07/09

    @Scotland: Dirty minds think alike! As soon as I saw penis enlarger in the headline I had youtube open in another tab. Austin Powers makes me laugh no matter how many times i see the movies XD
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    Edited by Bertone77 at 08/07/09 6:15 PM Bertone77 was starred Bertone77 was unstarred
    Image of dimsum4u dimsum4u
    08/07/09

    In reply to Who On Earth Can Order a $47,000 Solid Gold Penis Enlarger?
    Wow...u know I thought the solid gold part was ok, and even the rubies. But the diamonds just put it over the top. Is the picture above a replica of what it looks like when not pimped out? If so..I don't get it.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
    08/07/09

    In reply to Who On Earth Can Order a $47,000 Solid Gold Penis Enlarger?
    I only use Penis Enlargers made in Sweden. Ones from Canada aren't my bag, baby.
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    Image of valkilmerisawful valkilmerisawful
    08/07/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_HasAList: Sorry to hear about the small penis...
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    08/07/09

    @valkilmerisawful: Oh it's not mine!
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    Image of MrBangBam MrBangBam
    08/07/09

    In reply to Who On Earth Can Order a $47,000 Solid Gold Penis Enlarger?
    That looks really painful. If I was a girl I'd be completely turned off if I ever had to see that... tubething.

    How does it even work? I'm presuming that choking it from life-supporting fluid somehow makes it bigger?
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    Edited by MrBangBam at 08/07/09 5:51 PM MrBangBam was starred MrBangBam was unstarred
    Image of Nick Nick
    08/07/09

    @MrBangBam: If I was a girl I'd be completely turned off if I ever had to see that...

    so, since you're a guy you are completely turned on? hmmmmm
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    Edited by Nick at 08/07/09 6:09 PM Nick was starred Nick was unstarred
    Image of valkilmerisawful valkilmerisawful
    08/07/09

    @MrBangBam: Sorry to hear about the small penis...
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    Image of MrBangBam MrBangBam
    08/07/09

    @Nick: I love Nick: No! You're taking it completely wrong! I do not have the hots for plastic+gold+metal contraptions...
    Except cars... and gadgets... Oh noez! I'm a dirty whore :(
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    Image of It's not my baby, baby! It's not my baby, baby!
    08/07/09

    In reply to Who On Earth Can Order a $47,000 Solid Gold Penis Enlarger?
    This makes my silver one look cheap.
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    Nick: I love Nick promoted this comment It's not my baby, baby! was starred It's not my baby, baby! was unstarred
    Image of Nick Nick
    08/07/09

    @It's not my baby, baby!: no, you make it look cheap.
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    Image of valkilmerisawful valkilmerisawful
    08/07/09

    @Nick: I love Nick: Sorry to hear about the small penis...
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    08/07/09

    @It's not my baby, baby!: Sorry to hear about the small penis...
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    Image of Aaron Mickelson Aaron Mickelson
    08/07/09

    In reply to Who On Earth Can Order a $47,000 Solid Gold Penis Enlarger?
    Our oil money put to good use.
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    Image of drdentz drdentz
    08/07/09

    @Aaron Mickelson: *sigh*
    Its not "our" oil and its not "our" money.
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    Nick: I love Nick promoted this comment drdentz was starred drdentz was unstarred
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    08/07/09

    @drdentz: Mickelson is a traditional Saudi name. damn american morans.
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    Image of Aaron Mickelson Aaron Mickelson
    08/07/09

    @Nick: I love Nick: I keep forgetting you Gizmodo commenters need the /sarcasm tag. And please don't ever call me an "American" again.
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    Nick: I love Nick promoted this comment Aaron Mickelson was starred Aaron Mickelson was unstarred
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    08/07/09

    @Aaron Mickelson: silly non-american. i was calling drdentz an american.
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    Edited by Nick at 08/07/09 6:07 PM Nick was starred Nick was unstarred
    Image of esp13 esp13
    08/07/09

    @Nick: I love Nick: Moran is a traditional Hispanic name. damn american morons.
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    Nick: I love Nick promoted this comment esp13 was starred esp13 was unstarred
    Image of Aaron Mickelson Aaron Mickelson
    08/07/09

    @Nick: I love Nick: Ha, sorry friend. I was all on the defensive thanks to @drdentz ... wasn't even paying attention. Why does my righteous indignation always end up in me making an ass out of myself?
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    Image of Nick Nick
    08/07/09

    @Aaron Mickelson: that's the interwebs for ya.
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    08/07/09

    @esp13: welcome to the internet.
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