Waiting tables is a generally thankless profession, unless you happen to have a particularly cheery disposition. Occasionally though, the humanity prevails to give one devoted waiter or waitress something that's not in the family of being sexually harassed. You know, like a really. big. fat. tip.
Spider-Man took a little time out from his busy day of web-slinging and ruining musical theater to deliver an important message. It's time to change the batteries in your smoke alarms. It's a "why don't you caption it" PSA!