Yes, this is a Photoshop contest! The Hobbit is a movie trilogy. Divergent just joined Twilight, Harry Potter and Hunger Games in splitting the final book into two movies. Which makes us wonder: What's the next book that should be divided into two or three films?
Because "technically correct" is the best kind of correct.
Know any children who won't go to bed? Well, sit them down in front of this video, in which the demonic lead vocalist of the legendary metal band GWAR reads this classic children's book to them. It won't help them sleep, but they should run into their bedrooms in pure terror immediately, and that's close enough.