Hey, Vladimir Miklushevsky! You governor of the Primorye Territory in Russia, you! Why do you always have three, three?, iPhones with you? What's going on here, Vladimir? Don't you know how to set up multiple mail accounts?
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Funny that this video came out the same day I renewed my apartment lease. Indeed, the rent is still too damn high. And while Jimmy McMillan lost the New York governor election, we should make him #1 in the charts. Now.