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    There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie

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    Image of AmphetamineCrown AmphetamineCrown
    11/14/09

    In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
    Geez, you'd think from the comments no one else every played "geocache your girlfriend." #gpslingerie
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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    11/14/09

    In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
    Boy, this would entirely change the meaning of "a little to the left."

    While "a little to the southwest" is more appropriate, saying something like that is just a mood killer. #gpslingerie
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    11/14/09

    In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
    Yeah thats just strange, I'm going to have to agree. Some things just don't need a GPS. I say put some LEDs in the lingerie instead, preferably to light up the important areas. #gpslingerie
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/14/09

    In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
    For "between $1200 and $1600" I could buy so much lingerie (prettier too) that there would never be a doubt where I was. ;) #gpslingerie
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    Image of Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR!  REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!
    11/14/09

    In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie





    Ya know, I can't help but think of how many mugging rapists out there would be licking their chops at the thought of a woman wearing one of these.

    And then I realized that in this scary day and age, there are a few men out there that might try to wear one of these too!

    Horrified, I then thought... IT'S A TRAP!

    "!" #gpslingerie
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    Edited by Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! at 11/14/09 7:20 AM Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! was starred Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! was unstarred
    Image of jakemg jakemg
    11/14/09

    @Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!: I'm going to investigate it, though. I need to see how much of a trap it is. #gpslingerie
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    Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! promoted this comment jakemg was starred jakemg was unstarred
    Image of Calzo Calzo
    11/14/09

    In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
    I don't need a gps to find the g spot....
    well that was classy. #gpslingerie
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    Image of HashMaster9000 HashMaster9000
    11/14/09

    In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
    I'm surprised there haven't been more comments about how we'd like to see you in "naughty, oh-come-treat-me-like-a-bad-girl-tonight scraps of lace", Rosa.

    Any other blog would have the commenters sleazily hitting on the bloggers after an article like this. But not us: We on "the Giz" are classy like that... #gpslingerie
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    Image of rcast1986 rcast1986
    11/14/09

    @JYHASH: I just like proving people wrong--Rosa, let's see you put your money where your booty is. #gpslingerie
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/14/09

    @rcast1986: Into my back-pocket? #gpslingerie
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/14/09

    @JYHASH: Come on, the commenters here are wonderful and have been getting better.

    Sure, things aren't perfect and a banhammering spree has to happen now and then, but personally I've often been pleasantly surprised about how many insightful and quality comments there are. #gpslingerie
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    Image of rcast1986 rcast1986
    11/14/09

    @Rosa Golijan: In my sober state I can safely say that that was, in fact, what I meant completely.

    *wink!* #gpslingerie
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/14/09

    @rcast1986: Drunk commenting again? #gpslingerie
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    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of rcast1986 rcast1986
    11/14/09

    @Rosa Golijan: Ugh, I know. I know. Mostly just tipsy, to be fair. But what the hell else are you supposed to do early in the morning before bed, when everyone else has gone to sleep, and your mind is still going?

    Comment on one of your favorite editor's articles, of course. #gpslingerie
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    Image of HashMaster9000 HashMaster9000
    11/15/09

    @Rosa Golijan: well, if that's true how comes I don'ts haves a star yet, godsdammit?!

    PS: Sorry, I forgot the "/sarcasm" tag. My HTML has always been shit...

    PPS: That original comment was also my non-surreptitious, uber-transparent way of trying to get fleets of people to ask you to post pictures in your underwear. I seem to have failed completely in that task... except for that one guy...but he's just creepy...
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    Edited by HashMaster9000 at 11/15/09 4:41 AM HashMaster9000 was starred HashMaster9000 was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/15/09

    @rcast1986: Those early mornings are the secret to how I get so much reading done.

    PS: You flatterer. #gpslingerie
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    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/15/09

    @JYHASH: You expect to be handed one all willy-nilly? After attempting to mount such an attack of picture demands? Hmph. #gpslingerie
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    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of rcast1986 rcast1986
    11/15/09

    @Rosa Golijan: I probably would have gotten in some reading/study time in, had the words not been bouncing all over the page.

    Annnnnd guilty. :) The things we do for fortune, fame...and star power.
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    Edited by rcast1986 at 11/15/09 11:25 PM rcast1986 was starred rcast1986 was unstarred
    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    11/14/09

    In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
    I’d ware it…

    …Then I’d hop on a plane to Italy.
    Come find me. #gpslingerie
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    Image of Calzo Calzo
    11/14/09

    @Software_Goddess: lol on the spelling of ware. #gpslingerie
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    Calzo was starred Calzo was unstarred
    Image of jakemg jakemg
    11/14/09

    @Calzo: they call that a pun. Or a spelling error. I'm going to give the software goddes the benefit of the doubt and go with pun. #gpslingerie
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    Calzo promoted this comment jakemg was starred jakemg was unstarred
    Image of Calzo Calzo
    11/14/09

    @jakemg: I got it twice the first time. Thanks for trying though. #gpslingerie
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    Calzo was starred Calzo was unstarred
    Image of jakemg jakemg
    11/14/09

    @Calzo: I'll bet. I just wanted to make comments. :D #gpslingerie
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    jakemg was starred jakemg was unstarred
    Image of Calzo Calzo
    11/14/09

    @jakemg: Hey how do you have two avatars? #gpslingerie
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    Calzo was starred Calzo was unstarred
    Image of met2art met2art
    11/14/09

    @Software_Goddess: Ciao, bella.
    Bel vestito e scarpe.
    :) #gpslingerie
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    Image of jakemg jakemg
    11/14/09

    @Calzo: excellent question. I tried to change from the J android to the glasses nerd android, and now it just picks one at random when I comment and uses that. #gpslingerie
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    Image of jakemg jakemg
    11/14/09

    @Calzo: in fact, if someone could explain why this is happening, that would be superb. I have no idea how to fx it. #gpslingerie
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    11/14/09

    @met2art: Why thank you, I got them both at "Lovers Package". #gpslingerie
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    Image of met2art met2art
    11/14/09

    @Software_Goddess: Great store with an amazing selection. You have very good taste. #gpslingerie
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    Image of dtemp dtemp
    11/14/09

    In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
    This, BTW, is why stupid products like these are invented. Because they will get free advertising on blogs and the "quirky news" section of legit sites. Even if the particular product doesn't sell, they will get people at their site buying other stuff, get ad impressions, or at least get brand awareness.

    Even they know theres no real reason for GPS in lingerie. Which is exactly why they did it. #gpslingerie
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    Calzo promoted this comment dtemp was starred dtemp was unstarred
    Image of Calzo Calzo
    11/14/09

    @dtemp: 1.Rosa's posts are awesome.
    2. I'm sure products like this are invented JUST so they can get free advertising. When you say it out loud it doesn't sound too smart.
    3. Sorry if I seem rude. My apologies. #gpslingerie
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/14/09

    In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
    No need for GPS. Your lingerie is in your dresser, on you or on the floor... #gpslingerie
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    Image of Shamoononon:  I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/14/09

    In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
    I see no good for this item. Stalkers and pimps come to mind. Besides, who wears that kind of stuff while not in the sack or close to it? #gpslingerie
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of bozack bozack
    11/14/09

    In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
    now, this is really gonna change the pimp game.

    pimp: bitch, where you at ?
    ho: working, daddy.
    pimp: bitch, you lie. i got yo ass on gps and it say's you're at starbucks.
    ho: sorry, daddy.
    pimp: you got 10 minutes to get yo ass back. but while your there could you pick me up a caramel macchiato latte and bring me back all of my change.
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    Calzo promoted this comment Edited by bozack at 11/14/09 2:47 AM bozack was starred bozack was unstarred
    Image of Calzo Calzo
    11/14/09

    @bozack: A pimp would never use could like that. #gpslingerie
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    Image of met2art met2art
    11/14/09

    In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
    "Approximate time to destination, 30 minutes."
    "Enter roundabout."
    "You have arrived at your destination too early. When possible, make a u-turn. Recalculating."
    #gpslingerie
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/14/09

    In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
    To quote the great Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Advice from an old tracker. You wanna find someone, use your eyes." #gpslingerie
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    Image of Calzo Calzo
    11/14/09

    In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
    *In Announcer Voice* The Bra GPS! If it's stay in one place too long she's cheating on you! #gpslingerie
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