Gresso Extreme X3 Phone Can Withstand 1.5 Tons of Pressure

The Gresso Extreme X3 may not win any beauty awards, but for a phone that can withstand an hour in 5 meters of water and 1.5 tons on top of it, it's a decent looking phone. » 8/18/11 2:10pm 8/18/11 2:10pm

iPhone Owners Need Six Clocks on the Back Like They Need a Kick to the…

Gresso must be scraping the bottom of the barrel after far too many diamond/wooden/unicorn teeth cases for iProducts. Their latest, the iPhone 4 Time Machine, has six Swiss mechanical watches strapped on the reverse, for keeping tabs on international timing. » 6/07/11 7:20am 6/07/11 7:20am

This Gold and Wood iPhone Case Goes Perfectly With Your Smoking Jacket

If you want to dress your iPad up in the finest case money can buy, you needn't look much further than this: Gresso's African Blackwood, 18k gold jacket. It smells distinctly of excess. » 12/30/10 8:00pm 12/30/10 8:00pm

This Is the Safest and Most Beautiful iPhone 4 Money Can Buy

I receive pictures of shattered iPhone 4s every day. The glass used in its design is prone to shattering because its inner tension, and the bezel is too small to protect it. Here's the solution: A wooden back iPhone 4. » 6/29/10 9:20am 6/29/10 9:20am

J-Lo Gresso USB Drive Will Abuse Your Wallet, Dignity

Gresso, the makers of all things ridiculous and overpriced, have hit home with their worst idea ever. They intend to pre load their ridiculous and overpriced flash drives with new albums by artists no one is any longer interested in. The first (and possibly last) offering will be Jennifer Lopez's new album, Brave,… » 11/04/07 12:50pm 11/04/07 12:50pm

Gresso Make USB Flash Drives Fit for the Garden of Eden

Gresso, known for all things luxurious, has introduced a new collection of flash drives under the Adam & Eve title. The drives will be available in either; a bitten apple, crucifix or plain rectangle design. » 9/30/07 4:20pm 9/30/07 4:20pm

Gresso Ltd. Debuts Avantgarde Collection of Hoity-Toity Cellphones

At first we were wondering if the mysterious Russian company Gresso Ltd. even existed, but now those Russkis are showing off a line of fancy-schmancy Windows Mobile 6-packing cellphones it calls the Avantgarde Collection, all gussied up in African blackwood and titanium. The Avantgarde Sol, the pretty little bauble… » 8/07/07 11:45am 8/07/07 11:45am

Gresso Symphonia MP3 Player, Encased in Clarinet Wood

The mysterious Russian company Gresso Ltd. likes to make fancy stuff out of African Blackwood such as its luxury cellphones we've shown you, and now those ritzy Russians make a foray into MP3 players with the Gresso Symphonia Collection. The players are also made of that seriously hard wood that's obliquely… » 2/19/07 11:45am 2/19/07 11:45am

Gresso Luxury Phone: First Unboxing


We still think they're a shady company, but we've managed to track down an unboxing (albeit a very grainy one) of Gresso's new luxury phone. So at least now we know the thing exists. Still no word from a company rep, however. » 11/16/06 3:10pm 11/16/06 3:10pm

Gresso Luxury Phones: Unique Like Snowflakes

Move over Vertu, looks like you got some company on the horizon. Though little is known about Gresso (other than the fact that they operate from Russia) they've just come out with a new luxury phone they claim is "well equipped technically." The phone itself is made of gold and African Blackwood (which is reported to… » 11/16/06 10:58am 11/16/06 10:58am