@kinda.loopy88: I hear the Enabling Hard-Mode On Guitar-Hero Using Always-Available Input With Muscle-Computer Interfaces Through Growth Of Sixth-Digit project is coming up with the solution.
So now instead of looking like you're 8 years old playing with a plastic toy, you can look like your a grown man idiotically strumming an air guitar. #electromyograph
@Norwoodismyhero: Makes me think of this creepy guy I saw at a Molly Hatchet concert (don't ask why I was there). All by himself, banging out the air guitar in khaki shorts and a dirty polo shirt...just didn't seem right. #electromyograph
Pfft, what a lame waste of time. If these guys put half as much effort into kicking soccer balls at a real guitar as they did this, they'd have learned a real skill and could make music instead of just doing some repetitive ball kicking. #diyfootballguitarhero
Apparently you can't produce anything anymore without filming it's production, and then including that in the final footage.
I'll preface future comments with a video link of me reading the Giz article, thinking, preparing my witty comment, and then typing it out furiously on the keyboard. The comment itself will be mediocre as usual, but the production value will be fantastic! #diyfootballguitarhero
They look like they're having a ball! But I could never get my kicks this way. That's why I just use the 'net to achieve all my goals and post them on line in a forward-thinking manner. Or sometimes I just wing it. Except for that one morning when I had mismatched footwear. That sock err had me seeing red all day. I was such a card! #diyfootballguitarhero
@Rosa Golijan: Hey, it combines different genres! Just pick a different string of puns to run through until you hit rock bottom or strike a chord with your audience, whichever takes center stage for you. Me? I prefer a downward spiral. #diyfootballguitarhero
@Sticks Calhoun: Now here's an expert who sees that puns are no simple game. Truly, a player who knows how to push the right buttons. His level of mastery gave me pause as I attempted to select the proper words to describe it. #diyfootballguitarhero
@Griffehpoo: Before I promoted this comment, I looked it up and down and up and down and read it left to right, then decided it was to be a select start to an excellent opinion piece!
Still, Polk makes some good point in the press release.
"most games are played through standard TV speakers, which are dismal at best."
"Music games like Beatles Rock Band® are rightfully cited for sounding as good if not better than the original releases, so why play them through toys or TVs? A high quality recording deserves a real speaker that reveals all the beauty of the original master, and this is exactly what HitMaster provides."
They may look garish, but I have to agree with Polk on this one. #polk
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@Bluecold: Those would be great points if Polk was making something other than only-slightly-better-than-crappy-TV speakers...$100 for a powered monitor is going buy you a really crappy monitor...this is a toy, no way around it. #polk
I'm going to cry and get all nostalgic for real musicians when, sometime in the far-too-near future, my kids start going to see bands with names like, "The Real Fake Band", who just play Guitar Hero type stuff on stage, with ridiculous accessories to make it LOOK like a real concert. #polk
Awesome, no all I need is for them to come out with a fisher-price lighting set and I could have a fake stage, with fake amps, and fake guitars, putting on a fake show. My fake life will. be. complete! #alteclansingstagegig
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This could also be applied as technology for amputees to command a robotic hand or something.
Or enhance it to make a glove that reads muscle hands to produce some sort of keyless keyboard? #electromyograph
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I'll preface future comments with a video link of me reading the Giz article, thinking, preparing my witty comment, and then typing it out furiously on the keyboard. The comment itself will be mediocre as usual, but the production value will be fantastic! #diyfootballguitarhero
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It's Frets on Fire
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Like, watch it repetitively fantastic. #diyfootballguitarhero
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"most games are played through standard TV speakers, which are dismal at best."
"Music games like Beatles Rock Band® are rightfully cited for sounding as good if not better than the original releases, so why play them through toys or TVs? A high quality recording deserves a real speaker that reveals all the beauty of the original master, and this is exactly what HitMaster provides."
They may look garish, but I have to agree with Polk on this one. #polk
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