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@grok666: You'd also have to stop and refuel 18, count it, 18 times to get the range of the G650. So, you may fly the better part of 3 times as fast, but for every second you're out of the air (or slowing down to land), that gulfstream is hauling ass. It'd be an interesting race actually. I know the G650 would certainly be my choice given the 18 refueling stops.
@JDickson87: Or purely comfort. Personally, if I have that kind of money to kick around, I'd rather have my ass hauled in luxury, than be strapped to an ejection seat and do it myself.
@Kaiser-Machead: Yeah, that's a good point too. I'd love to get there in my G650, all relaxed (or not, parties are good too), rather than beaten to hell by an interceptor built in the mid 70's. That would not be a comfortable ride.
@BridgetAntiope: Yeah... I was surprised no body called them out on that. Rolls-Roice sounds like one of those brands you buy at Aldi, like "Craft" mac and cheese and "Heins" ketchup.
I'm buying one. Not to fly around in. Rather, I'm going to convert it into a Transformer. Since it's a jet, it will be a Decepticon. I think I will call him Embezzletron.
Also, instead of a laser gun, it will have a briefcase, out of which mini-Transformers will jump Soundwave-style. There will be Cheatem, who can turn into a little lawyerbot or a robot shark, Fee, who turns into a bankerbot, stealth mode, and fire nickels and dimes, and twin brokerbots Bait and Switch who can combine for devastating unexpected attacks.
It occurs to me that with poorer sales of private jets, customers of MyCentrl will now be too ashamed to actually fly out and meet each other, since they won't dare be caught schlepping through the terminal with the rest of us plebeians.
From what I've read, it's not the jets per se that are going away, it's just that their owners are less apt to pay for amenities that now cost extra, like in-flight movies, cushions, and snacks.
@m.sloggett: that seems to be sayign that more wealthy people than ever before who already own jets wanted to meet the President. I don't see that saying there's any increase in new jet sales, or that companies aren't ebing shamed into dumping their jets.
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Also, instead of a laser gun, it will have a briefcase, out of which mini-Transformers will jump Soundwave-style. There will be Cheatem, who can turn into a little lawyerbot or a robot shark, Fee, who turns into a bankerbot, stealth mode, and fire nickels and dimes, and twin brokerbots Bait and Switch who can combine for devastating unexpected attacks.
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Unless of course I do my Nemo impression, and bring the bad boy dramatically up next to me while standing nonchalantly next to a dock.
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This according to the wall street journal
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Usta get a lot of sess condo and duplex, diamond infested Rolex -
Deliver a crown at the world units with silver china
Sippin on finer wine-r you see more shines than diamond miners
But now I'm broke, it ain't no joke
My stocks are up n fuckin smoke
Had to sell my goddamn Hawker
To some corny motherfawker
Can't even get my ass
...sigh..
In first class.
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Call me Wilt Chamberlain, I used to trot across the globe
Had the keys to my G5 hangin from my earlobes
Pop cristal wit food at 50k altitudes
But the 'tude I mad swagged wit was short lived dude
Status was screwed, had my face pinker than a passion fruit
Looted 22's from a coup just to see a payment through
Asked Travolta for a lift, but he said later man, he
Had me robbin my momma, daddy, my greasy grandmas nanny
Texas holdem back, stacks from my wallet fizzle to the ground
Around these parts of town you gotta take the greyhound
Damn
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