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Yahoo's "Hack Day" Lap Dancers Get the Web's Panties in a Twist
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10/20/09
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10/20/09
I like tight code and I can not lie
You other coders can't deny
That when an app compiles to an itty-bitty file
And a icon in your face
You get hung
Gonna delete the cruft
Cuz you notice that app was stuffed
Deep in the code it's glaring
I'm tired but I can't stop caring
Oh, baby I wanna get at'cha
And get a screen cap'tcha
My beta testers tried to warn me
But that code you got is (s-s-so so thorny)
Ooh, dump them long strings
You say you wanna add more things?
Well excuse me, excuse me, 'cause you ain't no good at C
I've seen them glancin'
To hell with rem statements
It's get, reset, got it goin' like VB .NET
I'm tired of forum dweebs
saying bloatware is the thing
Take the average app man and ask him that
It gotta be hacked, so...
Coders (yeah), coders (yeah)
Has your source code got the cruft (hell no)
Tell them to edit, edit, edit, edit,
edit that dirty code
Baby got hack
#yahoohackdaydancersapology
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The tech boys are supposed to be too awkward to get near a girl, much less receive a lap dance from one. And the tech girls are supposed to be fiercely independent, indignant at the thought of being paraded around for the male coders, or too shy to show their necks in public.
Man, a jock could totally feel comfortable at this shindig. What have we become? #yahoohackdaydancersapology
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Where is the alcohol?