The First Smart Ceiling Fan Only Runs When You're There to Enjoy It

Do you notice anything missing on this ceiling fan? The dangling chains that are commonly used to turn them on and adjust their speed are gone. And they haven't just been replaced with a wireless remote. This is the first intelligent ceiling fan that only runs when it detects people in a room, and automatically… » 6/04/14 10:00am 6/04/14 10:00am

Everything You Need to Know About the AT&T/T-Mobile Saga... in Haiku.

The legal odyssey of Hellenic proportions between AT&T, T-Mobile, and regulatory authorities looks to have fizzled to a close, with both merger and lawsuit withdrawn. So how does one recount an experience so non-harrowing, dull, and anti-climactic? With seventeen syllables. » 12/12/11 3:40pm 12/12/11 3:40pm

iPad Buyer's Guide: Super Simplified Edition (Some Jest Implied)

There are six iPad configurations to choose from and some helpful guides explaining which you should get. We thought we'd keep it simple and explain our feelings in nearly decent haiku. » 3/11/10 10:20pm 3/11/10 10:20pm

Sun CEO Tweets Resignation in Haiku

Jonathan Schwartz manned the CEO helm at Sun Microsystems for almost four years. But now that the company's been sold to Oracle, he's tweeting off into the sunset. Hey, at least he counted his haiku syllables right. » 2/04/10 11:54am 2/04/10 11:54am

FrankenHaiku: Nokia N95

In their initial press release, Nokia called their N95 "what computers have become." It wasn't just a new phone, or even a new smartphone. The N95 was the evolution of the computer. » 4/11/07 3:45pm 4/11/07 3:45pm