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Beer Belt: A Haiku
Six beers on my belt.I'm ready for my wedding!
I barfed on the priest.
[Product Page via Boing Boing Gadgets]
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I'm ready for my wedding!
I barfed on the priest.
[Product Page via Boing Boing Gadgets]
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Gun Phone: A Haiku
Don't be too surprisedAt airport security
When you miss your flight
[Custom Phones via SlipperyBrick]
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Kitty Cat Satellite Dish Sticker: A Haiku
My satellite dish.My apartment full of cats.
I'm king of the nerds!
[Product Page via CrunchGear]
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Netscape Navigator's Last Day: A Haiku
Expert renderingOf my Geocities page.
You had a good run.
[BBC]
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Turkey Leg Phone: A Haiku
This turkey phone isgross, but I'd eat it instead
of a canburger.
[Product Page via 7 Gadgets]
Backyard Cat: A Haiku
Stay in the yard, Cat.
But stay away from the pool.
My kids would be sad.
[Product Page via Geekologie]
Stay in the yard, Cat.But stay away from the pool.
My kids would be sad.
[Product Page via Geekologie]
Motion-Sensing, Money-Eating Piggy Bank: A Haiku
Just like your ex-wife
This pig eats all your money.
I'll be here all week.
[Product Page]
Just like your ex-wifeThis pig eats all your money.
I'll be here all week.
[Product Page]
USB Mouth Camera: A Haiku
Drink soda all day?
Need no gadget to know that
Your dentist hates you. [Chinavasion]
Drink soda all day?Need no gadget to know that
Your dentist hates you. [Chinavasion]
Electronic Massage Sandals: A Haiku
My feet feel so good
But damn, these ugly sandals
Hurt my dignity.
[Product Page via Nerd Approved]
My feet feel so goodBut damn, these ugly sandals
Hurt my dignity.
[Product Page via Nerd Approved]
Camouflaged Bibles: A Haiku
When I'm out hunting
I need Jesus on my side.
Jesus hates wildlife.
[Yahoo]
When I'm out huntingI need Jesus on my side.
Jesus hates wildlife.
[Yahoo]
Japanese Hand Pillow: A Haiku
Only in Japan
Would a pillow for your head
Look just like Goatse.
[TokyoMango]
Only in JapanWould a pillow for your head
Look just like Goatse.
[TokyoMango]
Bone Wrist Support: A Haiku
It's not a dog toy,
My wrist rests on it, it's cute!
I am so lonely.
[Product Page via Slashgear]
It's not a dog toy,My wrist rests on it, it's cute!
I am so lonely.
[Product Page via Slashgear]
HiVox Stress Relieving Wristband: A Haiku
I'm stressing out, dude.
Wrist massages aren't helping.
Eighty bucks for this?
[Product Page via Red Ferret]
I'm stressing out, dude.Wrist massages aren't helping.
Eighty bucks for this?
[Product Page via Red Ferret]
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FrankenHaiku: Nokia N95
In their initial press release, Nokia called their N95 "what computers have become." It wasn't just a new phone, or even a new smartphone. The N95 was the evolution of the computer. More »
3:45 PM on Wed Apr 11 2007
By Mark Wilson
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