gaming
Randy Nunez's
Xbox 360 is being beaten to death by
Halo 3, so that it "routinely, consistently, and systematically 'froze,' 'crashed,' or 'locked up.'" Naturally, this "disrupted game play." For his pain and suffering of having to reset his console to resume getting teabagged, he wants $5 million and class action status, 'cause "many consumers" are having these issues. Sorry. My bad. I take full responsibility for shooting people in the face
that hard. I thought I was just knocking them off the internet, but apparently it's crashing their 360s too. I apologize. But seriously.
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