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That's because it's not an ad for a plastic hamburger-shaped USB drive, but an ad for the most advanced Candy Girl that can be used as secretary... she learns and records your address book and stuff using an USB port.
Oh, also notice she has no teeth (USB port retractable). Wink wink nudge nudge say no more.
i hate to be one of "them" but when I saw the thumbnail of the above pic, i couldn't help but think, what is a vampire doing with a tiny hamburger and why is it on gizmodo, then I read the headline that it was a thumbdrive THEN I saw that it was actually a USB port, and THEN the article made sense... sort of...
@Skreenname: They simply gave up after realizing that it was impossible to create a plush rendition of a twenty-foor-thick impermeable clay layer.
On a related note, this was my birthday cake last year. My dear departed grandmother's in the background. Evidence of fish-shaped candies and coconut frosting can be observed; pull-and-peel licorice was unfortunately omitted.
Not sure why using one would mean that someone shouldn't be eating a hamburger, but I guess that's exactly the sort of baseless attempts at elitism we should expect from the self-esteem challenged comment nerds.
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Oh, also notice she has no teeth (USB port retractable). Wink wink nudge nudge say no more.
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I wonder if she is daisy chain-able?
But seriously, I think I found the perfect thing to replace the teeth my Ex knocked out. And yes, I just checked, and a USB plug fits.
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That cake is the wrong flavor.
I don't see any evidence of Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
02/25/09
On a related note, this was my birthday cake last year. My dear departed grandmother's in the background. Evidence of fish-shaped candies and coconut frosting can be observed; pull-and-peel licorice was unfortunately omitted.
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CUTE AND FUZZY!!! OM NOM NOM
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Not sure why using one would mean that someone shouldn't be eating a hamburger, but I guess that's exactly the sort of baseless attempts at elitism we should expect from the self-esteem challenged comment nerds.
02/03/09
I'll just stick to eating my hot dogs with tongs.
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