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    Hamburger USB Drive Marketers Only Sort of Understand USB

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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    07/23/09

    In reply to Hamburger USB Drive Marketers Only Sort of Understand USB
    That's because it's not an ad for a plastic hamburger-shaped USB drive, but an ad for the most advanced Candy Girl that can be used as secretary... she learns and records your address book and stuff using an USB port.

    Oh, also notice she has no teeth (USB port retractable). Wink wink nudge nudge say no more.
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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    07/23/09

    In reply to Hamburger USB Drive Marketers Only Sort of Understand USB
    Scary girl robots.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
    07/23/09

    In reply to Hamburger USB Drive Marketers Only Sort of Understand USB

    I wonder if she is daisy chain-able?

    But seriously, I think I found the perfect thing to replace the teeth my Ex knocked out. And yes, I just checked, and a USB plug fits.
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    Image of N1k0s N1k0s
    07/23/09

    In reply to Hamburger USB Drive Marketers Only Sort of Understand USB
    My buddy is going out with her. He's got a main girl but this one is his back-up.
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    Image of VanCachophony VanCachophony
    07/23/09

    In reply to Hamburger USB Drive Marketers Only Sort of Understand USB
    i hate to be one of "them" but when I saw the thumbnail of the above pic, i couldn't help but think, what is a vampire doing with a tiny hamburger and why is it on gizmodo, then I read the headline that it was a thumbdrive THEN I saw that it was actually a USB port, and THEN the article made sense... sort of...
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    Image of yungjerry703 yungjerry703
    07/23/09

    In reply to Hamburger USB Drive Marketers Only Sort of Understand USB
    you are never gonna fit all those gigs in that mouth.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    07/23/09

    In reply to Hamburger USB Drive Marketers Only Sort of Understand USB
    Interfacing with fembots has much to be desired.
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    Image of NurseDave NurseDave
    07/23/09

    In reply to Hamburger USB Drive Marketers Only Sort of Understand USB
    That's not a USB port, that's the blow-up valve.
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    Image of Skreenname Skreenname
    02/25/09

    In reply to Wipe Your Monitor Clean By Rubbing It Down With a Cheeseburger
    But..

    That cake is the wrong flavor.

    I don't see any evidence of Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/25/09

    @Skreenname: They simply gave up after realizing that it was impossible to create a plush rendition of a twenty-foor-thick impermeable clay layer.


    On a related note, this was my birthday cake last year. My dear departed grandmother's in the background. Evidence of fish-shaped candies and coconut frosting can be observed; pull-and-peel licorice was unfortunately omitted.


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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/25/09

    In reply to Wipe Your Monitor Clean By Rubbing It Down With a Cheeseburger
    Seriously, though. I won't be happy until they make 'em mushroom-shaped.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    02/25/09

    In reply to Wipe Your Monitor Clean By Rubbing It Down With a Cheeseburger
    Wheres the bacon? This is Giz! Bacon comes standard.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/25/09

    In reply to Wipe Your Monitor Clean By Rubbing It Down With a Cheeseburger
    Wha...


    CUTE AND FUZZY!!! OM NOM NOM

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/25/09

    In reply to Wipe Your Monitor Clean By Rubbing It Down With a Cheeseburger
    "Hold the pickles. Hold the lettuce. Special orders don't upset us..."
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    Image of PFunk PFunk
    02/03/09

    In reply to Chompr Hamburger Grasper Ensures You Don't Spill Ketchup on Your Tuxedo
    Doofers are awesome.


    Not sure why using one would mean that someone shouldn't be eating a hamburger, but I guess that's exactly the sort of baseless attempts at elitism we should expect from the self-esteem challenged comment nerds.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    02/03/09

    @PFunk: You keep your vice grip of absurdity hippie!


    I'll just stick to eating my hot dogs with tongs.

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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    02/03/09

    In reply to Chompr Hamburger Grasper Ensures You Don't Spill Ketchup on Your Tuxedo
    007 can haz cheezburger?
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