Tiny hamsters eat tiny cakes for a super silly tiny birthday party

After enjoying a tiny burrito two months ago, tiny hamster just went to a birthday party for his prickly friend tiny porcupine. Like most human birthday parties, the miniature animals were served birthday cakes. It seemed like tiny hamster enjoyed his cake more than tiny porcupine though. » 7/08/14 8:47pm 7/08/14 8:47pm

Tiny hamster eating tiny pizza continues new chapter of human decadence

After the viral success of tiny hamster eats tiny burritos—you're welcome!—prepare for the onslaught of tiny hamsters eating tiny everything. Today: Tiny hamster eating a tiny pizza. Next: tiny hamster eating tiny burger, tiny hamster eating tiny eggs Benedict, tiny hamster eating tiny paella, et cetera. » 5/08/14 7:19pm 5/08/14 7:19pm

Tiny hamster eats tiny burritos in absurd tiny video

OK, stop doing whatever the heck you're doing, because this is it. Today there's a new before and after in the internet. Actually, it's basically this video and then the rest of the internet. Like, that's the division in my head—tiny hamsters eating tiny burritos, then some internet crap I really don't care about. » 4/29/14 7:31pm 4/29/14 7:31pm

Sega Hamster Is as Cute as the Real Thing, and It Doesn't Poop

Continuing with its series of animal robots designed to entertain kids, tenderize adults, and more importantly, don't poop, Sega is going to start selling their Hamster robot in Japan this August. The 3.5-inch robot is fluffy, does cute cute cute things, and you only need to feed it four batteries. Hamsters… » 7/31/08 7:00am 7/31/08 7:00am

LEGO Hamster Lift Might Actually Be More Cruel Than the Wheel

I've never decided if the hamster wheel is a cruel or kind invention. On one hand, it keeps the otherwise inert hamster in shape. On the other, that hamster getting nowhere quickly. This LEGO elevator leaves me, again, floating in moral ambiguity. One one hand, it's LEGO and a convenient elevator. On the… » 7/09/08 2:30pm 7/09/08 2:30pm

Hal the Robot Hamster Loves Dancing to Styx, Sniffing Stuff

Hal is no ordinary hamster. While other hamsters find themselves confined to the dancing gifs of 1990s novelty websites, Hal has grown into an autonomous force of the entertainment world. Dancing to Styx' Mr. Roboto on command, Hal is recommended as a loyal companion in all environments not including pod bay doors. » 4/08/08 9:41am 4/08/08 9:41am

Hamster Wheel 'O Death Gauges Your Rodent's Speediness

Ever wonder how fast your hamster runs when he's spinning 'round stupidly on his wheel? Well, apparently someone on YouTube did and they attached a speedometer to their furry friend's wheel to find out just how fast their four-legged pet could sprint. The little fella gets the speed count pretty high before the… » 1/23/07 5:10pm 1/23/07 5:10pm