This Lego recreation of Han Solo's DL-44 heavy blaster is incredible. Right down to the wood-colored handle and the offset scope, it looks as authentic as a Lego-built blaster can without actually firing lasers.

You'll never forget the first time you hear a Jason Derulo song, my old boxing trainer once told me. He was right. But he'd never anticipated this—the meeting of our civilization's two greatest cultural forces. Dancing Han Solo.

I hate history revisionists, but not as much as I hate George Lucas for making Han shoot last. Now, with Star Wars 3D coming, he's now saying that the scene modification wasn't a change. He claims that Han NEVER shot first:

Here's the official Carbonite-Frozen Han Solo Chocolate Bar just because I love you. George Lucas has no shame. And sometimes I don't care. This 4.5-ounce dark chocolate measures six inches in length. For $12, Leia approves. [Think Geek]

See Boba Fett, delivering Jabba just what he always wanted for the Christmas holiday: Captain Solo, encased in carbonite. The candy cane blaster rifle is slightly less than menacing, however. [Amazon via Oddee via Neatorama]

I think it would taste like a Flinstones pop, but that's just me. Like all Tee Fury shirts, it's available one day only, for $9. [TeeFury via Geekologie]

Any secret door wins me over instantly, but a secret door that reveals Han Solo frozen in carbonite? Wow. Just wow. And it only cost $150 to install.

This gigantic bowl of guacamole is titled "He's no guac to me dead." It contains 50 avocadoes worth of guac and one happy Han Solo.