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Bulletproof Handkerchief: Snot-Drenched Protection For the Discerning…

The word "gentleman" comes up a lot when talking about pocket squares, but the way I see it, only a pimp would stuff a huge handkerchief made of military-grade Kevlar into their purple suit pocket. Obviously, a square of fabric would not offer the same level of protection as a full vest, so any pimp wearing one is… » 10/09/08 11:30am 10/09/08 11:30am

NosePouch: The Next Generation Handkerchief

The last time we saw anyone used a handkerchief was our dad when we were six, but this NosePouch seems to be as good an incentive as any to bring back the old pocket cloth. Instead of being made of one piece of flat material, the NosePouch has a little fold—or pouch—in the middle to catch snot and other refuse when… » 9/16/07 7:45pm 9/16/07 7:45pm