Small enough to work as a keychain, the device uses a mechanical hook that can flip out as needed, ready and willing to grope the questionable surface of your choosing. The entire device is covered with nano-silvers (not slivers) that destroy bacteria and viruses on contact, ensuring that the infected poo particles don't hang out in your pocket.

Which makes me wonder:

instead of attempting to flush with a tiny mechanical hook, can one simply wipe their hands/butt sterile with The Handler afterward? $9.95, look for The Handler at airports and drugstores soon. – Mark Wilson

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