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    The Happiness Hat Will Spike Your Skull

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    Image of psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Happiness Hat Will Spike Your Skull
    This is the dumbest thing ever, and it makes "1984" look like childs play.

    Why do I need to smile everytime I interact with others? This should be called "The Hypocrite Hat".

    Smile if you mean it, and just be yourselves darn it.

    1/5*s #happinesshat
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Happiness Hat Will Spike Your Skull
    Hmmm kinda like this. #happinesshat
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    Image of Parapraxis Parapraxis
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Happiness Hat Will Spike Your Skull

    Happy Happy...
    Joy JOY #happinesshat
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    10/28/09

    @Parapraxis: I don't think you're happy enough! I'll teach you how to suck eggs. #happinesshat
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    Image of BigDogues BigDogues
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Happiness Hat Will Spike Your Skull
    I guess what we really need is one that designed to jab you when you on the verge of typing an uninteresting or off topic comment.
    There you go Blam, problem solved. #happinesshat
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    Image of otko otko
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Happiness Hat Will Spike Your Skull
    My happiness hat is a beanie made of hemp and a vicodin bottle nestled inside #happinesshat
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    Image of Maori_Yelir Maori_Yelir
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Happiness Hat Will Spike Your Skull
    She looks so scared. I love it. #happinesshat
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    Image of jetRink jetRink
    10/28/09

    @Maori_Yelir: *Creepy Comment of the Day* #happinesshat
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    Image of Maori_Yelir Maori_Yelir
    10/28/09

    @jetRink: Muhahaha #happinesshat
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    Image of GuyWithDogs GuyWithDogs
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Happiness Hat Will Spike Your Skull
    I like how it jabs her in the back of the head when she goes to say "Thank you" for the coffee!

    No politeness! Bad! Just keep smiling! #happinesshat
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    Image of ottermann killed Kenny ottermann killed Kenny
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Happiness Hat Will Spike Your Skull
    if all it takes to make a woman smile is a sharp metal spike in the back of the head, I been doing it all wrong....... #happinesshat
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Happiness Hat Will Spike Your Skull
    What the f-....who would make this crap?!

    *turns hat over*

    "Made proudly in America by the Wal-Mart corporation".

    ....Oh. Well, that explains it then, doesn't it? #happinesshat
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    Image of maven2k maven2k
    10/28/09

    @OCEntertainment: That can't be true, Walmart doesn't make anything in America! #happinesshat
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    10/28/09

    @maven2k: You sir.....just earned yourself a heart-click. #happinesshat
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    10/29/09

    @OCEntertainment: Thank you, thank you very much, heh. #happinesshat
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    Image of Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Happiness Hat Will Spike Your Skull
    Is this a new torture device for Saw VII? #happinesshat
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Happiness Hat Will Spike Your Skull

    Simpsons did it!

    Sounds like this is perfect for the Re-neducation centers!

    And for some reason, I read this as a Happiness CAT that would jab you with a spike.
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    Image of Hiphopopotamus Hiphopopotamus
    10/28/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_ThatChickRockin...: That reason is probably some form of dyslexia... #happinesshat
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    Image of Hank Scorpio Hank Scorpio
    10/28/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_ThatChickRockin...: Damn. Beat me to it! #happinesshat
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    Image of Cogito Ergo Bibo Cogito Ergo Bibo
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Happiness Hat Will Spike Your Skull
    Oh GREAT. I can totally see upper management distributing these. You see, they don't actually care if we're happy. They just want the appearance that we're happy. Or at least the appearance that we're not secretly wishing that terrible accidents befall them. #happinesshat
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Happiness Hat Will Spike Your Skull
    HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY #happinesshat
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/28/09

    @anexanhume: Ah you found it too! Damn that user and lack of video embedding! #happinesshat
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    Image of Slyd3z Slyd3z
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Happiness Hat Will Spike Your Skull
    Sounds like a product from Ren & Stimpy.

    Happy happy joy joy... #happinesshat
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    Image of Thats Dr Bear to You Thats Dr Bear to You
    10/28/09

    @Slyd3z: Well I don't think you're happy enough! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!!!! #happinesshat
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    04/01/09

    In reply to Worry Not About My Infection Because My Infection Is Great
    Oh no, he's been ConFrucc'd..
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