We can finally calm down about San Francisco effectively destroying childhoods by banning Happy Meals. The city's mayor, being a reasonable man, has decided to veto the Healthy Meal Legislation because "parents, not politicians, should decide what their children eat."
San Francisco has done the unthinkable. Not win the World Series. It's effectively banned happy meals.
Like they needed another reason to go to McDonalds, kids may be bothering their parents even more to hit the greasy fast-food chain if a recent patent application actually comes to fruition. The patent would involve both Disney and McDonalds and reveals plans to release a portable player that would feed kids bits and…