• Gizmodo
  • bestmodo
  • lifehacker
  • kotaku
  • Profile logout login

#hapticcow

Gizmodo

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #dealzmodo,
  • #rumors,
  • #broken,
  • #iphoneapps,
  • #apple,
  • etc.

New York, 1:33 AM
Sun Nov 29
13 posts in the last 24 hours

FR | IT | DE | SP | JP | AU | BR

Gizmodo Team

Tip your editors:
tips@gizmodo.com

Editorial Director:
Brian Lam | Email | Twitter

Editor:
Jason Chen
Email | AIM | Twitter

Features Editor:
Wilson Rothman
Email | Twitter

Senior Contributing Editors:
Jesus Diaz
Email | AIM | Twitter
Mark Wilson, Reviews
Email | AIM | Twitter

Contributing Editors:
Matt Buchanan
Email | AIM | Twitter
Adam Frucci
Email | Twitter
Sean Fallon
Email | Twitter
Jack Loftus
Email | Twitter
John Herrman
Email | Twitter
Dan Nosowitz
Email
Chris Mascari
Email
Danny Allen
Email | Twitter
Rosa Golijan
Email | Twitter
Chris Jacob
Email

Columnist:
Brendan I. Koerner

Interns:
Don Nguyen
Email
Kyle VanHemert
Email

Comment Intern:
Nick Ellenoff | Email

Heroes and Friends

Comment Account Questions:
Comments@gizmodo.com

SUBSCRIBE TO Gizmodo RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
9515 Subscribers
Gizmodo
  • posts about #hapticcow more →

    Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    11/08/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    My alma mater, UMass, has a hell of an agriculture school, and I can guarantee that they'll buy at least one of these things. All crude (but funny) jokes aside, this is a pretty nifty educational device. #hapticcow
     Reply
    Gordonium was starred Gordonium was unstarred
    Image of Mister Cow Pnoy Mister Cow Pnoy
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    Wow...Glad I'm actually a bull. and what's with that hashtag? do you really think someone is going to search Gizmodo for "robot cow rectum?" #hapticcow
     Reply
    Mister Cow Pnoy was starred Mister Cow Pnoy was unstarred
    Image of JTX JTX
    11/08/09

    @Mister Cow Pnoy: What you don't know is that searching for "robot cow rectum" on Gizmodo has been secretly linked to the powers of the banhammer, so that, when someone sick enough to do so, does so, they are automatically banned, thereby making Gizmodo a safer, and slightly less disturbed place for the rest of us. #hapticcow
     Reply
    Chris Jacob promoted this comment JTX was starred JTX was unstarred
    Image of dry-roasted-peanuts dry-roasted-peanuts
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    Ok. All the farm/ranch folk, raise your hands if you ever got talking into reaching in during preg testing season.

    /raises hand. #hapticcow
     Reply
    dry-roasted-peanuts was starred dry-roasted-peanuts was unstarred
    Image of USB_Humping_Dog USB_Humping_Dog
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    What a complicated way to solve a simple problem.

    "That is, once your hand is up an cow's butt you can't really see anything you're doing."

    Then stick your head in first. Duh. #hapticcow
     Reply
    Chris Jacob promoted this comment USB_Humping_Dog was starred USB_Humping_Dog was unstarred
    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    I'm kind of concerned that she seems to be wearing a full body rain coat... and no mask.
     Reply
    Edited by Shamoononon: I shave my legs. at 11/07/09 7:29 PM Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Hobolicious Hobolicious
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    Horses? Really? Where's the challenge? Wake me up for Haptic Hamster. #hapticcow
     Reply
    Hobolicious was starred Hobolicious was unstarred
    Image of Margatron Margatron
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    Now on sale, the FleshCow! Sex toys for Bulls! Now your bull won't need a cow to have his fun. Great for the whole family!

    Brought to you by the makers of Fleshlight and Real Dolls. #hapticcow
     Reply
    Margatron was starred Margatron was unstarred
    Image of king_saberhawk king_saberhawk
    11/07/09

    @Margatron: Soon to follow, the FleshSheep! For those lonely farmers everywhere! #hapticcow
     Reply
    Margatron promoted this comment king_saberhawk was starred king_saberhawk was unstarred
    Image of Lorem Ipsum Lorem Ipsum
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    No fisting tonight, I'm not in the mooooood. #hapticcow
     Reply
    Curves promoted this comment Lorem Ipsum was starred Lorem Ipsum was unstarred
    Image of Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    E-I-E-I-Ohh
     Reply
    Edited by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo at 11/07/09 3:53 PM Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo was starred Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes

    The cow says, "Whoa! Using the whole fist there doc?" #hapticcow
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of switchblade saints switchblade saints
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    that horse was polite and shaved its tail.

    Cant beat a bald one #hapticcow
     Reply
    switchblade saints was starred switchblade saints was unstarred
    Image of trevisol trevisol
    11/07/09

    @switchblade saints: Lol, yeah, for added realism, the haptic horse should constantly swat your face with a fake tail. #hapticcow
     Reply
    switchblade saints promoted this comment trevisol was starred trevisol was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    Look, it's the new Fleshlight Bovine. Now you can bring your love of Farmville to a whole new level... #hapticcow
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    Hey, I'm no farmer but even I know that's not how you milk a cow..
     Reply
    Edited by Jrsy Devil's Advocate® at 11/07/09 3:29 PM Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of spannu spannu
    11/07/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Depends on what kind of milk you want. Chocolate? Vanilla? Strawberry? #hapticcow
     Reply
    spannu was starred spannu was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/07/09

    @spannu: How now, brown cow? #hapticcow
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of met2art met2art
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    Does it support multitouch? #hapticcow
     Reply
    met2art was starred met2art was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/07/09

    @met2art: Pending goatse mode. #hapticcow
     Reply
    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Gizmodo account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.