Silly rabbit! DRM is for companies to feel better about giving you their precious, precious content! What would happen if someone figured out how to crack CSS, AAC, or even WMV encryption? Anarchy! Lost profits! Horror! Oh, wait.

Woz Harshes Apple Buzz

Steve Wozniak announced that Apple was consorting with the enemy and ignoring its core business by partnering with Intel and focusing on the iPod. Harsh words until you consider that he was taking part in a four-on-four Segway polo tournament in New Zealand at the time.