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nutbastard
06/08/09

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coincidentally, i'm wearing my WWDC shirt from last year - serendipitous, since if i hadn't gone to the go-go bar and fell asleep on my buddies couch, i wouldn't be wearing the same thing i had on yesterday.

Weirdo Whities Doing Coke!
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itzmuray
06/08/09

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BOOoooooooOOOOOOo!!!!!!
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nutbastard
06/08/09

@itzmuray:

boooourrrrrrrrrnns!
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GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
06/08/09

@nutbastard: I was saying Boooo-urns.
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MrBlahBlah
06/08/09

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Frucii, holding down the fort at Gizmodo HQ?
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L.K. Myntz
06/08/09

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Will this also filter articles with tags about regular, edible apples and their relation to tech news?

I wouldn't want to miss the latest crop data.
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GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
06/08/09

@L.K. Myntz: Want to hear the results of orange crop report so you can corner the market on frozen concentrated orange juice?
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GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
06/08/09

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OK, I'm taking bets on how many people will complain about all the Apple stories they are forced to read, yet show they aren't really reading them b/c they didn't read THIS post, even if Giz re-posts this story everyday. Also taking side bets on how many bans/disemvowelings occur b/c people ignored this post.

Come on people, get your bets in now. The noodles are in the pot, and the water's boiling, I tell ya, BOILING!
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DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler.
06/08/09

@Auto-Erotic_GitEmSteveDave-ation: TOO MUCH WORK! Read the article?! what are you, some kinda hippy?
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GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
06/08/09

@DeusExMach: Godamn hippies.
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Kaiser-Machead
06/08/09

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This is a good gesture, but even with this code-y sanctuary, I imagine a few whiny princesses will still go on about Giz's staff fellating aluminum rods and teabagging polycarbonate testicles, because being overly negative and bitter is fun on the internet.

Now, is there a way to have a Frucci-free Giz?

I'm kidding. You're alright.
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Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
06/08/09

@Kaiser-Machead: I'm still waiting for that pantsing filter.
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tok3ninja
06/08/09

@Kaiser-Machead: Either whiny princesses or people who just go straight to the comments of posts. Can we do not:trolls to filter them out of comments? Then again, we won't have anyone to poke fun at, besides the mentioned Giz blogger.
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Kaiser-Machead
06/08/09

@tok3ninja: Trolls present the dilemma of encouraging butt-hurt feelings, but drawing lots of entertaining fire. One such person who has some of the most successful and whimsical troll posts is our good friend OMG! Ponies!, whose obvious sarcasm, lost on some of the lesser minds, draws a great deal of entertaining flack.
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Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
06/08/09

@Kaiser-Machead: OMG! Ponies! is a troll, but he isn't sarcastic. He's racist against us because we are not of the chosen people. I can see him now, plate of bacon in front of him, bottle of He'Brew popped open...

He trolls us. He mocks us. He writes pieces of drivel so verbally complex that you feel cheapened just by reading them.

And yet, people worship him. He's like the intellectual version of Larry the Cable Guy. Masses of mindless pseudo intellectual followers hanging on his every verb...
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