The headline makes it sound like this is a machine that starts recently dead hearts beating again on their own. I thought my search was finally over. Way to get my hopes up.
@Skyman747: Excuse me, but I hardly appreciate being lumped in with that garbage. They stand there and protest such STUPID points, are completely intolerant of other viewpoints, and generally just piss me off, a bunch of damned extremists...
@Con Seannery '09: Illegal in 1 Giz: Don't take this wrong, Con S, but until the last word of your reply I could not be sure to which of the two groups you were referring.
Adam, there must be something wrong with your local gadget store 'cuz the one in my neighborhood keeps plenty of these in stock. Just last week they were running a two-for-one mitral valve special.
@bosskev: this reminds me of the episode of "1,000 ways to die" in which a man got ahold of a cow's heart, hooked it up to a car battery, and proceeded to make sweet, sweet love to it.
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Oh Lord do I hate PETA.
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If you want to know the full story: [www.spike.com]
...or am i just strange and the only one who thinks of that clip?
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