Gizmodo: heels

Pistol Stilettos Can Really Hurt to Walk In

Mark Wilson — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 08:40:00 EDT

Surely these pistol stilettos adorned by Madonna at her recent directorial debut can't be packing real guns. Then again, if we had to listen to that much pretentious bullshit coming from our own mouths at all times, we might need our personal escape plan at arm's reach, too. [If Heels Could Talk via Violet Blue NSFW]

Stormtrooper High Heels Are Key to All Your Sex Fantasies

Jesus Diaz — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:30:00 EDT

If Luke had worn these on the Death Star, Leia would have never said he was too short to be a stormtrooper. And then she would have smacked his sorry peasant ass to grab them. And maybe George Lucas would have never decided to produce the prequels after that. And the world would have been a much, much better place. But I digress. The question here is—and I'm asking you—how the heck can you convince your sexual partner to wear these and the rest of the uniform?

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Insolia: For Da Ladies

johnb — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 13:43:19 EST

Insolia is some sort of insole for high heels that reduces pressure on the front of the foot and spreads it along the entire foot, reducing strain and pain associated with sassing about town in a Prada. Apparently the "ladies" get something called "heel hangover" when they're trying to look "beautiful" for the "men" in their lives. I say sweatpants, flip-flops, a McDonald's 1986 Fun Run T-Shirt, and some black powder is all you need to have fun. But then I don't really spend a lot of time with women.

They're $8.90 per pair or $17.80 for three pairs. Available online. Do yourself a favor—fight heel hangover.

Product Page [Insolia]